Just An Experiment: Animaniacs Epic Novel (Back in Black and White Edition)

40: Yakko's Competition

Disclaimer: I do not own Animaniacs. Yakko, Wakko and Dot and all of the other characters belong to their own respective owners. I only created Tiger and Caress and some other original characters. I claim no rights to any of this. This was made purely for entertainment. No profit is made off of this.

Just An Experiment

Chapter Forty: Yakko's competition

Anima...1994

Two days later...

Dot was humming happily as she came back again. "Date number two successful." She giggled. Yakko and Wakko came back to the hotel room behind her, clearly disagreeing.

"Successful?" Wakko frowned. "Are you kidding? You did nothing but laugh and make out."

"That's successful to me." Dot grinned. "No kids, just him and me." She sighed. She loved her kids, but oh just to have some alone time with her male again. Well, almost alone. Except for the nosy brothers.

"I lost count after kiss 12." Wakko looked at the competition paper he had on Yakko and Dot. "Yakko still had 4 plus 12 plus all the others."

"Yeah. At least 20 more." Dot sighed dreamily and hit her bed. "Zenny's such a good kisser."

"4 plus 12 plus 20 then." Wakko started to add the numbers. "36 kisses."

Dot just turned onto her belly and freely shook her legs back and forth. She didn't care about numbers. "He was so sweet. And so good." She flipped back over and looked at Yakko. "You should start taking lessons from him."

"I don't need lessons," Yakko whined at her.

"Sure, and Wakko only owns one mallet." Dot laughed and flipped back on her belly. "This is great. Soon, I'm sure he'll remember. We have been moving awful fast for a second date."

"How about you?" Wakko turned his attention to Yakko.

Yakko rolled his eyes. Did he have to ask him now? After all Dot's fantabulous news? "This Perfume isn't as easy to find as I thought."

"Oh, actually she is. She only lives a few blocks from her sister," Dot spoke up.

"What?" Yakko whined in frustration. "Couldn't you have told me that two days ago?"

Dot shrugged her shoulders. "I wasn't feeling very enthused, so making it sound hopeless made me feel better." She flipped onto her back again and jumped off the bed. She just giggled. "Besides, what are you going to do? You should think of that first before marching up to her, don't you think?" She held up her finger. "I mean it, Big Brother, Aroma is different. She won't treat you the same way."

"What block is she on already?" Yakko grumped. Geez, baby sister's were so selfish sometimes.

"Third block, red dwelling." Dot gave in. She sighed as she watched Yakko leave. He had no clue what he was in for. She and Wakko both looked at the Eternal still on top of her head.

He was about to make the same mistake. Twice.

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A block away from the third block, red dwelling.

Yakko twirled his cane and adjusted his top hat. He couldn't spend all his wiggles just to have a high class suit. Hopefully, this Earth suit would work. He only brought it out on special occasions. Pants, Tuxedo with shirt, bowtie, top hat and a cane. He smiled as he looked at the suit. It reminded him of when he played the Ghost of Christmas Future in their Animaniacs Christmas Special. He adjusted his bowtie one more time and started to head over.