my review on black panther

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Brilliant.

That is all. 

KIDDING KIDDING LMAO IM ABOUT TO SPILL ALLLL THE TEA RIGHT NOW SO IF YOU DIDNT WATCH IT YET DO NOT READ THIS CHAPTER AND WAIT TILL I GET TO REGULAR RANTING

I REPEAT

DO NOT READ THIS CHAPTER BECAUSE IT IS ALL SPOILERS

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Alright now that I've written a very clear warning, even though those who didn't watch it will read on because they're hardheaded, let's get down to business.

First of all, Ryan Coogler has written a huge name for himself and really succeeded at bring Black and African culture into the Marvel Universe. You just gotta thank him ya know? Dude created a $1 billion dollar movie in about a month ... Like do you know how great that looks on someone's resume? Scratch that, homeboy don't even need a resume. All he needs is his name.

"Aren't you Ryan Coogler? Director of Black Panther?"

"Ye--"

"You're hired, thank you for wanting to direct this movie."

People will be thanking him from now on lmfao. Huge props to him.

Now on to the movie. See the reason why I loved this movie so much was because it highlighted a topic that isn't spoken about much, however it is a topic I have covered in this book: Africans separating themselves from Black people and thinking of themselves as better and more worthy. This was the basis for mostly everything happening. This is why Killmonger has such loathe and hatred in his heart for Wakanda. This is why T'Challa is so against sharing resources. This is why T'Chaka, T'Challa's father, and all other ancestors (which I will speak about later on) refused to allow outsiders in Wakanda and for Wakanda to only be for Wakandians. 

"You are all sitting up here comfortable. Must feel good. There's about two billion people around the world who look like us and their lives are a lot harder. Wakanda has the tools to liberate them all." - Erik Killmonger

And I know Killmonger is suppose to be the villian of the story ... Well Klaws was actually the villian at first because he killed T'Chaka, BUT BUT BUT Killmonger ended up being the villian because he wanted to take the throne.

HOWEVERHOWEVERHOWEVERHOWEVER *whispers* in my opinion Killmonger wasn't a villian.

DONT SHOOT ME. DO NOT SHOOT ME. 

By textbook definition? Yes. He went against the king, and threatened him, and all that.

But by common sense? No. His reasons for feeling a type of way against Wakanda were valid. Like the quote said, Wakanda has the tools to help other Black people who are victims of colonization, and even those that live in Africa who don't have the same tools as Wakanda, but they didn't because, let's face it, they're selfish and privileged as fuck.

Now I don't know about the whole Marvel Universe, but since Wakanda is suppose to be the place that wasn't colonized by white people and Killmonger mentions slaves, the slave trade did happen. Which meant Wakanda just watched it happen.

Killmonger: Ya know the other ppl who look like us are ancestors of slaves

Wakanda:

Lmfaoo Im hilarious

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Lmfaoo Im hilarious.

What BP did that was great was actually give us two sides of a story we can empathize with. We understand both. We understand T'Challa's fear of not wanting foreigners to come into Wakanda: he doesn't want to disappoint his father, doesn't want to disappoint Wakanda, and doesn't want to put anyone in danger. We understand Killmonger hatred to Wakanda and his family: THEY KILLED HIS FATHER FOR GOD'S FUCKING SAKE, didn't want to claim him, and he felt betrayed by the people that were suppose to be his own.

So yeah. *whispers* I also sided with him

DONT SHOOT ME LMFAO I DONT THINO WE SHOULD KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE BUT I THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN LITTLE ISLAND LMAO DONT SHOOT ME

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The women.

me @ all the strong women in this movie ↑

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me @ all the strong women in this movie ↑

ANGELA BASSET LOOKS LIKE THE QUEEN SHE IS #QUEENRAMONDA

SHURI IS BASICALLY ME AND I LOVE HER (MINUS THE SMART STUFF BC WOW SHE IS SMART)

OKOYE IS FUCKING BADASS AND I LOVE HER NON-EUROCENTRIC CONFORMING SELF

NAKIA IS FUCKING ADORABLE AND TAKES NO NONSENSE

THE DORA MILAJE ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND HOT AND AND WOW TAKE ME PLS

WHEN NAKIA WAS DANCING ON THE SHIP? WOOOOOOOOHHHH MY GOD

WHEN OKOYE RIPPED OFF HER WIG? WOOOOOOOHHHHH MY GOD

WHEN SHURI WAS BEING A SMARTASS TO T'CHALLA? WOOOOHHHH MY GOD ITS ME

WHEN THE DORA MILAJE WAS JUST STANDING THERE? WOOOOOOOHHHHH MY GOD

WHEN QUEEN WAS JUST SHAKING HER SHOULDERS? WOOOOHHHHHHH MY GOD

They were perfect. That is all.

(Except when Nakia was like let white ppl in and I was like ehhh difference between giving some resources and just letting them all in, like from a comic book that happened and lets say they tried to colonize lmao)

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FUCKING W'KABI

HE WAS A BITCH ASS NIGGA IM FUCKING SORRY

BETRAYING T'CHALLA LIKE THAT LIKE NIGGA YOU SERIOUS

YOU WENT AGAINST YOUR FUCKING WIFE AND TRIED TO GET YOUR RHINO TO RUN OVER HER

which didnt happen bc w'kabi's rhino smelled okoye and licked her

THE RHINOS ARE LIKE DOGS OMG THEY'RE CUTE

BACK TO THE POINT

W'KABI YOU A BITCH ASS

YOU LOST ALL TRUST OF EVERYONE

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uh and yeah thats about it. black panther was great I recommend it I love it i love everyone in the movie except klaws fuck you klaws you a bitch nigga too POOR GF OF KILLMONGER OMG SHE DIED SHE DESERVED BETTER I WAS HOPING SHE SURVIVED BUT IK THAT WASNT GONNA HAPPEN CAUSE KILLMONGER I THINK IS A MISOGYNIST BUT IDK TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IN THE COMMENTS ABOUT EVERYTHING LOVE YOU GUYS

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