Me: Hey everyone! I have a royal decree! *clears throat* I have decided to let Ezra go from being pranked..........for now. So, I talked to the royal staff of prank texting people and we decided to prank someone that is helping Ghost crew! Who you might ask will be pranking the a Ghost member? Well, let's just say-
Ezra: IT'S ME!!!!!!!!
Me: YOU RUINED THE MOMENT YOU DISHRAG!!!
Ezra: dishrag?
Me: GAURDS! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
Ezra: why are you so mid-evil all of a sudden
Me: I shun the dishrag
Ezra: But-
Me: SSHHHHUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Ezra: ok then
Me: anyways, have you chosen THE ONE!!
Ezra: what one?
Me: *facepalm* THE ONE THAT YOU ARE GOING TO PRANK!!!! 😡😡😡
Ezra: oh yeah
Me: alrighty, you have the power now
Ezra: I like the sound of that😄
Me: oh boy, just don't let it go to your head
Ezra: *creepily whispers* I have the powa 😈
Me: .....JUST STINKING PRANK SOMEONE ALREADY!!!!!😡😡😡😡
Ezra: ok ok gezzz
*Ezra switches to ????*
Ezra: Rello!!!😀😀😀
????: who is this?
Ezra: an awesome person 😎😎😎
????: ok😐
Ezra: Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star!
????: ???
Ezra: I made myself a sandwich
????: uh good for you?😓
Ezra: My mommy named it Fred
????: WHAT THE CHEESE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????!!!!
Ezra: It tastes like beans and bacon
????: WHO IN THE FLIPPEN UNIVERSE IS THIS?!?!?!?👿👿👿👿👿👿👿
Ezra: And smells like it's been dead
????: RIP bean and bacon sandwich........now I'm hungry. I COMMAND YOU TO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!! Also, WHO THE KARABAST ARE YOU!!?!?
Ezra: writing stuff is hard so I used a pointy pencil
????:
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Ezra: (😂😂😂) Pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, point!
????: pointy my butt!!!😡😡😡😡😡
Ezra: P.U. What's the horrible smell!?!💩
????: well I never been so insulted in my life!!!!!!!!!!
Ezra: DRUM SOLO (awesome drum solo😎)
????: 👿 I will find you and destroy you and blow you up into smithereens!!!👿👿👿👿
Ezra: (sounds cool😎) I have a head, that ends in a point
????: WHO THE HAY ARE YOU!!!???
Ezra: (hay is for horsy😙🐴🐴) Pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, point!
????: are you a dimwit or something
Ezra: (I've heard that many times than I can count😐) This song is over, except for this line!
????: HOW THE HAMSTER DO YOU CALL THIS STUPID WHATEVER YOU'ER WRITING A SONG?!?!?!?!
Ezra: (idk, I blame the Internet)
You win this round, BROCCOLI!!!
????: KDGEMDHDJDJBJDB!!!!!! HOLY CHEESUS!!!! WHO ARE YOU?!?
Ezra: I'm not saying a thing until you tell me who you are first!!😝
????: FINE!!!
Ezra: so, who is it that I pranked😏
????: THAT WAS A KRIFFING PRANK👿👿
Ezra:😂😂
????: whoever you are and where ever you are, I will hunt you down!!!😡😡😡👿👿👿
Ezra: but cereal, who are you😄
????: I'M COMMANDER SATO!!!
Ezra: O_O
Sato: WHO ARE YOU!!!???😡😡😡
Ezra: uuuuuhhhhhhh
*Ezra changes Sato's contact name*
#CommanderBossypants: that's not a name!!!
Ezra: I gotta thing ssssoooo.......BYE!
*Ezra left*
#CommanderBossypants: 👿
*Ezra switched to Me*
Ezra: YOU SAID THAT I WAS PRANKING SOMEONE FROM THE GHOST!!!!!😡😡😡
Me: no, I said that you were going to prank someone the is helping the Ghost 😁😁😁
Ezra: I heard something
Me: what is it
Ezra: idk
#CommanderBossypants: I found you😈
Ezra: uh oh O_O
#CommanderBossypants: EZRA!!!
Ezra: I gotta go and run for my life now😁😁AAAAAHHHHH!!!!😫😫😫😫
#CommanderBossypants: GET BACK HERE BRIDGER
*Ezra and #CommanderBossypants left*
Me: 😯
Me: well uh GOODBYE EVERYBODY, I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT!!!!
Elvis: Thank you, Thank you very much for reading!!😜
Me: o_O
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Rebel Family (one-shots)
FanfictionA bunch of different family one-shots of the Ghost crew. Of how the crew bonds through tough or sad moments in there life. I do not own Star Wars Rebels!!!!
