Me and u-bill kaulitz

Sleepover

I haven't seen Bill in like forever, and I was bored as hell, and I was watching Bad girls Club while punching literally nothing. And I thought I was alone in my room until.
Lyon-the fuck.."
I scream on top of my lungs,THE FUCK HE CAME FROM!?!?
Me-what the actual hell?!?" holding my hand on my chest.
Lyon-I SHOULD BE ASKING THAT." I did a stank face and went to sit down and continue to watch the show after being rudely interrupted🙄
Lyon-what is this?" He said he was going to sit down by the headboard.
Me-bad girls club. very interesting."
Lyon-they're hot." I looked back at him slowly with a "🌚"
Me-why are you here?" I pursed my lips, waiting for a response, but he looked intrigued.
Me-okay..." I turned my attention back on the show.
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The show started to get juicier, and they started to fight.
Lyon-OOOOO."letting out a gasp every single second.
Me-SHE'S FIGHTING A SECURITY guard." jaw dropped.
-(hour later)
Lyon-Jodie is getting me mad."
Me-"skinny blonde bitch" is outrageous."
Lyon-outrageously true."Death staring at the TV.
I stared at him with a concerned expression as I was pausing the show.
Me-that's it for today.."once I did that, he came out of the trance he was in. He blinked like three times before saying.
Lyon-oh your boyfriend called." He speaks as soon as he leaves the room.
Bro.
Me-when?!?"
Lyon-like...1:28." He yells from his room.
I raised a brow before looking at the clock, and it said 2:37.
Me-are you freakin-"I did not finish my sentence as I rushed out of bed and ran downstairs to the house phone and dialed Bill's number.
Me-hello?"nibbling on my bottom lip
Bill-hello?" He didn't seem mad.
Me—I'm SO FREAKING SORRY, BILL.BRO MY BROTHER, HE DIDN'T TELL JUST NOW!"
Bill-Tamara.Bennett.."
Me-IM SORRYYYY." I whined with my sort of smile.
Bill-I'm sueing." I heard him chuckle. I sucked my teeth.
Me-boy, shut up. Why did you call my phone?" I chuckled
Bill-sleepover?" I gasped dramatically.
Me-YES! BYEEE!" I hung up and ran upstairs to pack my bags.
Zamira- What are you packing for?" She said she was leaning against my door frame with a confused face and her arms crossed.
Me-to my man's house." I said it jokingly.
Zamira-man? That's a little boy." leaving my door frame and going to her room, leaving me with my jaw dropped.
Me-bitch." I mumbled with a pout and continued to pack.
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I had a duffle bag full of clothes (it had four outfits) standing outside of Bill's door.
I knocked on the door and waited impatiently.

Me-if this little boy doesn't-"I started to tap my feet along the wooden porch.
Bill-hellLLOOO!!" He said he was inviting me for a hug.
Me-I thought you were sueing." I said in the hug
Bill-ur broke. There's nothing to sue you for." I pulled out the hug and shoved his shoulders.
Me-shut yo bitch ass up." I said, squaring up jokingly.
Bill-oh yeah?" He drops my bag and throws me over his shoulder.
Me-AHHHHHHHHH STRANGER DANGER. AHHHHHHHHHHHH:" I screamed as I started kicking my feet. Hem he picked up my bag too and started to run upstairs.
Me-ur PLAYING A DANGEROUS GAME BILL,STOP."
Bill-NO,IMMA BEAT YOU UP." I started to laugh and scream.
He body slammed on the bed and started to softly slap my face. I started to cover my face as I'm dying of laughter.
Bill-IMMA BITCH RIGHT?" He started laughing harder and harder.
Me-IM SORRY. IM SORRY"My laughs turned silent from how hard I was laughing.
Bill-HUH, WHAT WAS THAT?!? CANT
HEAR YOU?!"
ME-IM FREAKING SORRY,IM SORRYYYY." He put his hands up with a smile.
Bill-good." I flipped him off.
Me-such a welcoming invitation." I rolled my eyes as he chuckled.
Bill-well that's what you get when you ignore my phone calls."
Me-"I didn't ignore it; I didn't get the call." I'm standing on the bed.
Bill-YOUR SHOES ON MY BED ARE OUTRAGEOUS"
I sat back down, kicked off my shoes, and stood back up.
Me-YOU LOOK OUTRAGEOUS."
Bill-that doesn't make sense."
Me-SHUT UP SONIC." and he let out a dramatic gasp.
Bill-HOW DARE YOU."he let out a breathy laugh, and I did the same. I smiled and opened my arms, asking for a hug.He smiled before jumping into my arms and engulfing me in a hug.
Me-I missed ur emo ass."
Bill-and I missed your round ass."
Me-BILL?!"
He started laughing. "I'm sorry."he said with a smirk before rolling off the bed..literally.
Bill-my stomach hurts." he laughed.
Me-I'm hungry."
Bill-bro.

(Sorry about my absence..😁)