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- OT8

HJ: *Talking to Yunho* do you ever get an intrusive thought to just kiss seonghwa?
Yunho: ...
HJ: No just me okay

SH: I had Hongjoong sign a contract to live with me forever
San: That's a marriage certificate
SH: yeah I know

Yunho: You want to see Mingi shut up for a good 20 minutes?
Yeosang: There is no actual way to get that man to shut up for 5 minutes
Yunho: watch!
Yunho: Mingi can you come here please
*Mingi enters the living room*
Mingi: Yes?
Yunho: You are so handsome and your smile is so pretty. I could stare at you all day. Should we date? *wink*
*Mingi.exe error*
Yeosang: Dude you are a pro

Yeosang: You know I could be plotting against every single one of you and none of you would know
WY: why are you so cute *Kisses his cheek*
San: As cute as a Maltese *Kisses other cheek*
Yeosang: You two would be the first to go

San: Hongjoong don't get mad but I got another tattoo
HJ: Why would I get mad?
*San showing his tattoo that says made in South Korea*
HJ: Imma let your mom handle this one!
HJ: SEONGHWA YOUR SON IS AN IDIOT

Mingi: If I could I would marry Yunho
WY: Do you want to wear white or Yunho wear white?
Mingi: what?
WY: answer the fucking question! Also would you like a spring wedding or fall
Mingi: We live in Korea we can't get married
WY: We are going to America in 2 months I can make this happen
Mingi: ...
WY: ...
Mingi: Hey Yunho would you marry me in 2 months
WY: You will wear the white

WY: I love you
Yeosang: ...
WY: I love you
Yeosang: ...
San: I love you too
WY: DAMN IT YEOSANG WOULD IT KILL YOU TO SAY YOU LOVE ME AT LEAST ONCE
Yeosang: Yes it would

JH: sometimes I think m I'm crazy and then I remember I live with them
*points to wooyoung biting Mingi and Mingi screaming*

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