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Still The Same Lunatics🗿

A/N: Can this chapter be considered an AU? I don't know. But I think it's a fun concept to think about!

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10 years later~

"Narancia's Directed Asylum" (Former chat name: We Need A Free Day)

3Balls: gooooood morning homosexuals!

MixedSalad: Nara, dude, bro, where in the three realms have you been?? You were offline for 3 days straight!
MixedSalad: Bruno and Abbacchio had to break your door down because we thought you had died!!!

3Balls: stop ittttt Mistaaaaa, you're gonna make me bluushhhhh

MixedSalad: that was NOT A COMPLIMENT

3Balls: if you're curious, I stayed at the doctor's taking some exams

SwissCheese: bro you're 28, you're not that old

3Balls: says the guy who had to crack his back after picking up a pen
3Balls: yeah, Fugo, don't think I didn't notice that

MixedSalad: what were you doing at the doctor's anyways?

SwissCheese: hopefully taking care of the three testicles case

MixedSalad: I actually still can't believe he has three testicles

3Balls: I am WORKING ON THAT
3Balls: I never should've put my dick in the microwave back when I was seventeen...

3 participants are now online.

MommaBrunito: HOLY SHIT NARANCIA, WHERE WERE YOU???

StillAnEmo: Bro's alive??? Man... I'm too old for this shit...

MixedSalad: you're 32🗿

3Balls: I WAS AT THE DOCTOR'S GOD DAMN IT

MissMa'am: why.

3Balls: none of your business, go back to your 5 star hotel Miss "I'm a singer, so I'm better than everyone else"

MissMa'am: Pfft
MissMa'am: you think you can make me feel bad when I'm a millionaire?

3Balls: IM TRYING MY BEST HERE
3Balls: also the credit doesn't all go to you, Giogio is still sponsoring most of your shows

MissMa'am: shhHHhhHHHHHHHH

KillMe: leave my wife alone, she's still more rich than you.

MissMa'am: yeah! You tell 'em, babe!

SwissCheese: so why did you go to the doctor's Nara? I still wanna know

3Balls:
3Balls: so I have premature ejaculation

StillAnEmo: HAHAHAHAHAH

SwissCheese: LNFAOO

MixedSalad: AHAHA LOSER!

3Balls: I'm not the one going through a divorce, Mista

MommaBrunito: now, now, Narancia. What did we talk about bringing up divorce topics?

3Balls: not to do it until 50 years after, when it's no longer insensitive to joke about serious topics...

MixedSalad: nah it's okay, if you're gonna make fun of somebody make fun of her💀

3Balls: yeah man she was a bitch. I told you during the wedding "don't marry the whore, she looks like an alcoholic". Surprise, surprise! She's in the AA now

MommaBrunito: have you thought about Angelo's preposition?

MixedSalad: yeah, actually. I'm gonna go back to him!