Passione Groupchat

The Scare Of One's Life

"We Need A Free Day"

DaMan: yall

EmoGworl: I'll get the shotgun

DaMan: oh my God, calm down! It's nothing bad!

Girlboss: what is it then

DaMan: okay guys
DaMan: what if
DaMan: hypothetically
DaMan: I got someone pregnant?

TokenStraight: "IT'S NOTHING BAD" HE SAID

DaMan: OI I SAID "HYPOTHETICALLY"

TheGoldenSucc: you'd assume to be the father. Don't you even think about running away from your responsibilities

EmoGworl: yeah, it takes two to fuck

DaMan: okay, yeah I wasn't thinking about doing that

EmoGworl: MF DIDN'T YOU SAY "HYPOTHETICALLY"????

DaMan: I just omitted the truth

EmoGworl: no, dude, you lied💀

TokenStraight: oh duuuude this is baaaddd
TokenStraight: what are you gonna do?? This can change everything!

DaMan: dude

TokenStraight: now what? Do you move away, do you quit HWAT DO YOU DO??

DaMan: AH

TokenStraight:

EmoGworl:

MommyShark:

Girlboss:

Pudding:

TheGoldenSucc: why did you scream?

DaMan: for him to shut up. I always shut up when you scream at me☹️

MommyShark: oh god

DaMan: Bucciarati

MommyShark: oh no

DaMan: Bruno

MommyShark: I'm having an aneurysm
MommyShark: are you sure she's pregnant?

DaMan: yeah she took three tests

MommyShark: and are you SURE you're the father?

DaMan: she said I am

MommyShark: okay, she could be mistaken

Pudding: or lying

EmoGworl: or both

Girlboss: okay, and is she keeping it?

DaMan: she wants to, yes.

Girlboss: see, this is why I'm a lesbian

DaMan: HELP

Pudding: okay well, are there any chances that the father might be someone else?

DaMan: oh yeah, definitely. She has lots of experience, she's 27 I think

EmoGworl: SHE'S ALMOST 10 YEARS ILDER THAN YOU HELLO,????

TheGoldenSucc: right now, that doesn't matter. Mista, I'm preventing you from going out so much

DaMan: why would you do that???

TheGoldenSucc: TO STOP YOU FROM DESCENDING INTO THIS!!

DaMan: well I did promise I'd only go out twice a month...

TheGoldenSucc: then why, pray, have you gone out THRICE???

DaMan: sorry, Giogio... I'll start listening to your advice

TokenStraight: you always say that. Look where you ended up

TheGoldenSucc: no matter. Listen to me, Mista. Until proven innocent, you are going to be by this woman's side no matter what. And if you end up being the father, you are going to be the best parent a kid could've ever wished for. Got it?

DaMan: of course I WILL, WHO DO YOU PEOPLE TAKE ME FOR????

MommyShark: a guy who got someone pregnant at 18.

DaMan: you know what? Fair enougSHE TEXTED EM

TokenStraight: HWATS UP???

DaMan:
DaMan: I'm not the fatherIM NOY THE FATHER

Girlboss: HES NOT THE FATHER

TheGoldenSucc: WOOOOO

EmoGworl: HALLELUJAH

Pudding: how did she even find that out?

DaMan: she said we used protection, and there's only one guy who she didn't use. So she's sure it's him

TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: wait

TheGoldenSucc: Mista, you remember using protection, right?

DaMan: I do, but it still scared me T___T sometimes, condoms rip!

TheGoldenSucc: at least she didn't take advantage of you

DaMan: oh no, she didn't. We drank, but not that much

TokenStraight: dude no offense, but why does this shit only happens to you?💀

DaMan: bro I don't know, when it comes to women, there's a curse following me

EmoGworl: start getting with dudes more, problem solved👍

Girlboss: cabelo

DaMan: cabelo

TheGoldenSucc: hair

MommyShark: God, for a moment I thought we were gonna have to press charges

EmoGworl: yeah I really don't care that she's a pregnant woman, I'd step on her spine like a twig

Pudding: well all luck to her and her baby, but you, Mista, stay the fUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK away from her.

DaMan: no need to tell me twice 😀

TokenStraight: I can't imagine a kid calling Mista "dad"
TokenStraight: he'd probably do what he did to me once, and play baseball with the kid

Girlboss: how is he playing baseball with you, a bad thing?

TokenStraight: I was the ball.

MommyShark: MISTA

DaMan: he's a very easy target

TokenStraight: I can still feel the grass in my mouth

TheGoldenSucc: Nara-

TokenStraight: it tasted like grass...