"Underpaid Team😨"
Elsa: WHO THE HELL'S LISTENING TO RAMMSTEIN REPEATEDLY???
HatGoesHahaFunny: that was me, sorry
Elsa: capo, you're lucky the landlord hasn't kicked us out yet
HatGoesHahaFunny: I'm sorry, I'm just a huge fan
Cheese: I have trauma with you listening to Rammstein. You'd just get so absorbed you'd hit your head on the doorframes on accident
HatGoesHahaFunny: I'm a massive man.
Mamalone: I remember the day you hit your head so hard you actually passed out
Mamalone: I was so scared
Pineapple: I actually stopped eating with you people because of how easily Risotto can get mad. That time when he passed out, he was so pissed, I was actually scared to be in the same room as him :(
Pineapple: actually, that's the day I found out you can feed off sunlight! You get the vitamins you need! It's a diet I'm trying :)
Ham: congratulations, you've become a plant.
Elsa: yeah well, yall may be scared of him, but I know I'm not. I live with fucking Formaggio, who showers once a week. I ain't scared of anything
Cheese: WHY DO YOUR CONVERSATIONS ALWAYS END UP LANDING ON ME???
Elsa: TAKE A SHOWER YOU FILTHY RAT
IGotTheMilk: actually, ever since him and Lu started dating, everything smells like flowers and rainbows
Ham: it's actually disgusting
HatGoesHahaFunny: it also smells like deodorant, thank God
Cheese: Illuso literally almost shoved a deodorant bar down my throat
Mamalone: hell yeah slay @/GenderfluidMirror
GenderfluidMirror: it was delightful
Elsa: anyways, Riz, you really need to tone that down. If we get sued again, we will go homeless for sure
HatGoesHahaFunny: yeah sorry, I don't have earphones and I really felt like listening to their music. Got a little carried away
Pineapple: you've been their fan since I've known you, actually
HatGoesHahaFunny: yeah, I carry their music with me
IGotTheMilk: awww, is it one of those comfort bands you listen to when you're saaaaad?
HatGoesHahaFunny: yeah this is going to sound really morbid, but I listened to them most of the time when all of you were gone. Especially the night before I went to find the boss myself. It helped me relax. Which is ironic, because they're a metal band
GenderfluidMirror: awww Rizzzz
Pineapple: man :(( those were some tense days
Cheese: wooow Risotto grieved?? Those are some news, let me tell you!
HatGoesHahaFunny: Formaggio, I'm not a heartless monster, of course I grieved your deaths
Ham: do you really care that much for us?
HatGoesHahaFunny:
HatGoesHahaFunny: do yall see me as some type of psychotic apathetic beast?🧍♂️
HatGoesHahaFunny: of course I care for you, you're my team.
HatGoesHahaFunny: you can't grieve if you haven't loved.
Elsa: Jesus fuck, that's some poetic quote
Cheese: bro's Shakespeare reincarnated
HatGoesHahaFunny: I also grieved my bank account
NoMilkIce: AH YES PRIORITIES
HatGoesHahaFunny: no, Sorbet, you have no idea. I had 13 euros in my bank account
Pineapple: man... and it had to be 13... the unlucky number
HatGoesHahaFunny: AH YES, BECAUSE IF I HAD 12 EUROS I'D BE SUPER LUCKY
Pineapple: that's not what I meant😨
IGotTheMilk: this conversation was actually refreshing! Who knew Risotto had feelings!
HatGoesHahaFunny: you're one to talk🗿
Ham: anyways should we order sushi? We don't have shit in the fridge
GenderfluidMirror: I stole some stuff from the store I work at. You're welcome
Elsa: YOU PEOPLE ARE GONNA GET US IN COURT AGAIN
GenderfluidMirror: you don't want it? That's okay with me, more for us
Elsa:
Elsa: I'll take the croissant
Mamalone: yall why is Narancia twerking at our doorstep?
Cheese: MF'S EVERYWHERE
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
