"Underpaid Team😨"
IGotTheMilk: GUYS
IGotTheMilk: OH MY GOD
IGotTheMilk: YOU GUYS2 participants are now online.
Ham: are you okay??
GenderfluidMirror: WHATS GOINGON
IGotTheMilk: I GOT IT
IGotTheMilk: I fUCKINT GOT IT!!!!
IGotTheMilk: 1 link.HatGoesHahaFunny: holy crap, is that what I think it is???
Cheese: OH MY GOD GEL THAT'S AMAZING
IGotTheMilk: I CANT BREATHE
IGotTheMilk: IM SO HAPPY I COULD
IGotTheMilk: I COULD PUNCH AN ORPHAN!!!Ham: maybe let's not
Pineapple: oh my!! Is that the contest you told us about??
Mamalone: HOLY SHIT YOU GOT FIRST PLACE, CONGRATULATIONS GELATO!!!
Elsa: congrats
IGotTheMilk: I'M GONNA HAVE MY PAINTINGS ON A FUCKING MUSEUM IM FUCKING CRYING
HatGoesHahaFunny: UH AND YOU ALSO WON 2000 EUROS??? DONT IGNORE THAT
Cheese: dad, you gotta share the money
IGotTheMilk: of course I'll share it, I'm not a monster
IGotTheMilk: but I may or may not need to leave Italy for a whileee.....HatGoesHahaFunny: hm, it shouldn't be a problem
HatGoesHahaFunny: either Ghiaccio or Prosciutto will cover for you, I still have to decideGenderfluidMirror: also where the hell is Sorbet in all of this?🗿
HatGoesHahaFunny: I haven't seen him in a while, have you Gel?
IGotTheMilk: he came home on the weekend, so...
1 participant is now online.
NoMilkIce: yall I got a baby
IGotTheMilk: HUH
Cheese: SIR???
Mamalone: hello*???💀💀💀
NoMilkIce: 1 attachment.
NoMilkIce: he was literally inside my car, I don't know how the fuck it got there🗿HatGoesHahaFunny: you gotta let the cops handle this
NoMilkIce: they said, I quote, "we're not babysitters, so unless the baby is identifiable with the certified documentation, we can't keep him until 7 days"
NoMilkIce: then they gave me a ticket to show them when the 7 days passGenderfluidMirror:
GenderfluidMirror: I'm 99% sure that's NOT how it works........NoMilkIce: they must be thinking I'm trying to abandon my child or some shit
HatGoesHahaFunny: well you can't keep a baby for a week
NoMilkIce: no, I know that. Maybe me and Gelato can take turns while the time doesn't pass?
IGotTheMilk: scroll up, caro
NoMilkIce:
NoMilkIce: HOLY FUCK THATS A SHIT TON OF MONEYIGotTheMilk: I KNOW
IGotTheMilk: IT'S AROUND 200 FOR EVERYONENoMilkIce: ALSO OMFG CONGRATULATIONS!!!! AHHHHHH
IGotTheMilk: AHHHHHHHH
NoMilkIce:
NoMilkIce: wait how long are you leaving for?IGotTheMilk: a week🗿
NoMilkIce: man🗿
IGotTheMilk: I'd take the baby with me, and leave it at Mother Mother's care while I'm at the exposition, but I don't have his passport nor legal documents💀
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...