"Idk How To Name This"
Mamalone: uhm there's a bunch of Chanel bags at the front doors of the villa, should I get them inside or....
TokenStraight: yes please, those are mine, thank youuu
Mamalone: could you get me something Chanel one day? I'm broke😼
TokenStraight: hmmm you can keep the pink bag!
Mamalone: HELL YEAH, IM ABOUT TO BE THE MOST FASHIONABLE BITCH IN HERE
MommyShark: Narancia, what did we talk about free shopping?
TokenStraight: only do it when something important happens
MommyShark: okay and what is the something important that happened?
TokenStraight: Mista, Fugo, and Giogio came back?
MommyShark: okay and?
TokenStraight: and Mista caught me using his laptop
DaMan: I'm still trying to understand what the fuck you were doing with my laptop
TokenStraight: uh
DaMan: Narancia
DaMan: what were you doing with my laptop?TokenStraight: uh watching porn
DaMan: don't lie to me!
DaMan: oh
DaMan: well this was easier than I thoughtMamalone: no, he was not. He was trying to buy more stuff from Mista's account, so Bucciarati wouldn't be mad at him
TokenStraight: OI
TokenStraight: NOBODY ASKED YOU TO SPEAKMamalone: I'm a hacker, and I was curious. It was meant to be
MommyShark: Narancia you're grounded
TokenStraight: wdym I'm grounded??
TokenStraight: you don't have that type of powerMommyShark: watch me
DaMan: watch him
TokenStraight: I'm an independent 17 year old! You literally cannot ground me!
MommyShark: wanna test that theory?
Pudding: I expected this kind of behavior from Trish, but from you Narancia?
Girlboss: what is that supposed to mean?🖕
Pudding: oh please as if you don't have a shopping addiction
Girlboss: I never go shopping, I'm a minimalist. Where did you get that idea from??
Pudding:
Pudding: Narancia I swear to GodGirlboss: NARANCIA DID YOU USE MY ACCOUNT TO BUY STUFF????
TokenStraight: I have the money! You're lucky I ain't using your credit card!
EmoGworl: Narancia, money doesn't grow on trees!!!,@+*
TokenStraight: wish it did...
Cheese: Abbacchio is right. Our team struggles to get new furniture that isn't growing mold on it, and here you are spending all your money😭
TokenStraight: I can give you some of my stuff if you want
Cheese: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
Cheese: but ohhhh thank you☺️1 participant is now online.
GenderfluidMirror: CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL FUCKING FUGO TO GIVE ME MY MONEY???
Pudding: EXACTLY, ITS YOUR MONEY, WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT SORBET'S???
GenderfluidMirror: MF IS IN THERAPY, HE CANT COME AND GET IT! IM BRINGING IT TO HIM
Pudding: ILLUSO, I LEGALLY CANNOT GIVE YOU ANOTHER PERSON'S MONEY
Pudding: IT'S LITERALLY A CRIME
Pudding: WRITTEN BY THE LAWGenderfluidMirror: THEN DON'T TELL THE GUY THAT HE'S A DAY LATE LIKE YOU DID LAST MONTH
Pudding: HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS IN THERAPY???
GenderfluidMirror: HE FUCKING TOLD YOU
GenderfluidMirror: I'm doneHatGoesHahaFunny: I'm having a headache just because of this conversation. Fugo, isn't there a way that you can give Illuso the money, so that I don't have to go instead?
Pudding: I'm sorry, Risotto. But either Sorbet comes to get his own money, or you come instead.
1 participant is now online.
TheGoldenSucc: alright, I'm here to solve everyone's problems as usual
TheGoldenSucc: Narancia, you have a month to pay back to Trish and Mista for all of the shopping you did on their accounts, or else I'll be cutting from your salary
TheGoldenSucc: Fugo, change Sorbet's pay date to the 27th, instead
TheGoldenSucc: Illuso...GenderfluidMirror: 😃
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: you're doing fine...
TheGoldenSucc: in the meanwhile, I'll write on the hitman team's files that if a member or their capo can't come get their money, a member of their team can, instead
TheGoldenSucc: everyone knows their payment beforehand so we're safe
TheGoldenSucc: Illuso, you can bring Sorbet his money todayGenderfluidMirror: THANK YOU
GenderfluidMirror: SUCK MY CHEESY VOLUPTUOUS TOES, FUGO🖕🖕🖕1 participant is now offline.
Pudding: what
TokenStraight: I don't wanna pay you guys back >:T
DaMan: you know what, just because I'm your friend, you can just pay Trish. I don't mind
TokenStraight: HELL YEAH
TokenStraight: 🎶IF YOU GOT ITTT🎵
TokenStraight: 🎶LET ME SEE YOU RAISE YOUR HAAAAANDS🎵
TokenStraight: 🎵WHEN THE DEVIL SAID NOOOOO🎶
TokenStraight: GOD SAAAID YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!TheGoldenSucc: goodness gracious....
Pudding: did Illuso just tell me to suck their "cheesy, voluptuous, toes"..?☹️
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