A/N: This chapter was requested by my friend, who is genderfluid, and wanted to see more of our dear Delusional! 😃 That being said, Illuso centered chapter, with a tiny bit of serious talk! And dear readers, remember that you are valid, and you're loved and appreciated :))
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"Underpaid Team😨"
Cheese: THEY'RE GONE
IGotTheMilk: THEY'RE FINALLY GONE
Ham: I THINK IM GONNA CRY😭😭
HatGoesHahaFunny: geez, relax. They weren't that bad
GenderfluidMirror: NARANCIA BURNED THE MICROWAVE, RISOTTO
Pineapple: and Abbacchio can't cook for shit😭
Cheese: well, I can't either. But at least we're both trying🤨
GenderfluidMirror:
GenderfluidMirror: I'm gonna
GenderfluidMirror: I'm gonna kill a bitchNoMilkIce: what's up?
GenderfluidMirror: THAT MOTHER FUCKER!!!
GenderfluidMirror: HE DESTROYED MY ROOM!!!!Mamalone: who? Narancia?
GenderfluidMirror: YEAH
GenderfluidMirror: remember when they were about to leave and Formaggio scared him from behind??Cheese: hehe... I love making his life miserable...
GenderfluidMirror: YEAH WELL HIS FUCKING AEROSMITH WENT OFF AND DESTROYED MY FUCKING ROOM
Ham: HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE BEFORE💀💀
GenderfluidMirror: BECAUSE THE WINDOW WAS OPEN, I THOUGHT IT HAD GONE OUTSIDE
Elsa: you should ask him to pay you back🗿
GenderfluidMirror: FUCK YEAH I WILL
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Mamalone: off topic but did they change their pronouns today? Cuz I can't remember for shit💀
HatGoesHahaFunny: that
HatGoesHahaFunny: is a very good question. I have no clue😀Elsa: have you people noticed how when we first met them, they said that their pronouns might change from time to time, because their gender identity changes from time to time? That sometimes they felt like a girl, other times they felt like a guy, sometimes like neither or both?
IGotTheMilk: you just defined a part of what being genderfluid is🧍♂️
Elsa: no but my point goes beyond that
Elsa: have you noticed how, although they said they sometimes felt like a girl, they NEVER asked us to use she/her pronouns with themNoMilkIce: maybe it isn't necessary? I don't know, but that's a good question
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GenderfluidMirror: he pushed my hair down, and farted on my face🧍♂️
GenderfluidMirror: God, what a time to be alive...
GenderfluidMirror:
GenderfluidMirror: what what are we talking about?🙂Mamalone: Illuso, do you sometimes feel like a chick?
Elsa: MELONE🗿🗿
Cheese: talk about being straightforward 💀💀
GenderfluidMirror: uhhh yeah?
GenderfluidMirror: why?Mamalone: scroll up
GenderfluidMirror: kay
GenderfluidMirror:
GenderfluidMirror: aw heck🚶
GenderfluidMirror: listen it's complicatedHatGoesHahaFunny: no, you know what's complicated Illuso? Entering Formaggio's room. THAT'S complicated. We can deal with gender talk
Cheese: yeah!
Cheese:
Cheese: naw hold on a second🤨GenderfluidMirror: I mean
GenderfluidMirror: hm.
GenderfluidMirror: okay think about it like this
GenderfluidMirror: how many people do we have on our team?HatGoesHahaFunny: 9
GenderfluidMirror: how many, of these 9 people, identify as a man?
HatGoesHahaFunny: sometimes 8, sometimes 9
GenderfluidMirror: I mean, fixed. Like they feel like a man everyday of their lives
HatGoesHahaFunny: 8, as far as I'm aware
GenderfluidMirror: exactly. Don't you think it would be a little uncomfortable for you to call me by she/her sometimes, when our team of assassins is formed by 8 men, and a person who was assigned male at birth? Must be mad weird for you
HatGoesHahaFunny: Illuso, ffs, we're assassins. We have better things to worry about, than if one of our teammates wants to use she/her pronouns🧍♂️ As long as you do your job, and come back home ALIVE, we don't care if you identify as a woman or not.
NoMilkIce: Heck, you could tell us that you fully feel like a woman, and we wouldn't care less, because you're our friend, and we want you to feel comfortable in your own skin.
Cheese: yeah and now I feel utterly stupid. We've known you for what? 7 years, and we NEVER used she/her pronouns with you when you OBVIOUSLY felt like it??💀💀💀💀
GenderfluidMirror: I mean I never told you to, so it's not your fault🗿
Elsa: THAT'S THE FUCKING ISSUE!!!!!
GenderfluidMirror: welp
GenderfluidMirror: thanks for addressing this, I guess. Since I would never do it myself☝️IGotTheMilk: YOU ARE VALID MY CHILD😭😭
Ham: aaand his parental instincts have kicked in
GenderfluidMirror: good thing they did. Be a good parental figure and help me clean my room, yeah?☺️
IGotTheMilk: lol fuck you
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