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The Curse That Never Goes Away

WAKE UP BESTIES, THE TIZIANO AND SQUALO SHORT STORY JUST CAME OUT ON THE JOJO MAGAZINE!! THEY'RE GAY, PEOPLE‼️ ENEMIES TO LOVERS‼️ IM NOT OKAY‼️ It's called "Testimoni Di Gangster" and it's on Jojo wiki!!🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

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"We Need A Free Day"

Pudding: alright, people, we have a huge problem.🧍‍♂️

MommyShark: what's up, Fugo?

Pudding: we just received a letter from Don Alberto. You know, the sheep-looking dude that wanted his daughter to get married to Giorno?

Girlboss: Oh, what does that pig want this time..?

Pudding: he's basically saying that although the plan between our two organizations worked perfectly, our alliance can't become real because no legal documentation was signed.

TheGoldenSucc: okay, then we sign it

EmoGworl: no, it's too late for that. We need to get this fucker off our feet once and for all. I swear I have nightmares with his face

⁉️: bro looks like a frog

TheGoldenSucc: don't offend frogs like that

Doraemon: Can we kill him?!

Pudding: Sure Mista, and then his famiglia comes after us too.

TheGoldenSucc: why can't we sign it now, though?

EmoGworl: the deeds are done. Besides we didn't get almost anything from it. The only thing we gained was- you know- not going to war

⁉️: some may say, these were dirty deeds done dirt cheap😼

EmoGworl: Trust me, it's not like he doesn't want us to pair up, he just can't do it. The documentation isn't valid anymore. The only things that could give us an alliance now would be war or marriage

MommyShark: they don't want a war they know they can't win

TheGoldenSucc: then how do we get this guy off our feet, damn it?

KillMe: I hate to be the one to address the elephant in the room...
KillMe:
KillMe: I lied, I actually like to see you people suffer.

Pudding: you're so mature

KillMe: but he's either gonna send someone to kidnap Giorno in order to get ransom money, or we're going to war.

Doraemon: lol as if someone can kidnap him

KillMe: okay, then get ready for war, men.

⁉️: war it is!
⁉️: I WANT TO SEE BLOOD

Girlboss: hold your horses, cowboy. I just had an idea

Pudding: oh no

Girlboss: the only way he'll leave us alone would be if Giorno was already married, right?

MommyShark: technically..?
MommyShark: I mean if we have legal documentation, then yeah
MommyShark: what's in store, here, is that we need papers signed. Any type, as long as it involves the government.

Girlboss: then we just need to get fake proof that Giorno is married

EmoGworl: some people are so stupid

⁉️: yeah sis, he'd be married to who💀💀 bro's 16

Girlboss: and? He's also the boss of the Italian mafia. He can do whatever he wants

TheGoldenSucc: that's true, I am a free soul🏃‍♂️

MommyShark: alright then
MommyShark: we need white suits, one for Giorno, one for Panna