"La Squadra😼"
Sorbet: I am
Sorbet: I am so done...Melone: CAUSE IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A RING ON IT
Illuso: IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT
Formaggio: DONT BE MAD ONCE YOU SEE THAT HE WANT IT
Pesci: IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT
Risotto: aren't you guys tired?? It's literally midnight
Gelato:
Gelato: OH OH OH OH OH OH, OHOOOHProsciutto: ah I see what's going on here
Sorbet: they were drinking, weren't they?
Ghiaccio: of course they were, I'd be surprised if they weren't
Illuso: pfffrtrt WHAAAATA
Prosciutto: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear shit coming from Melone's room
Melone: noises weren't the only thing coming from my room 😼
Formaggio: oh my God, Mel
Ghiaccio: can you stop making everything sexual??
Melone: hehe... sex
Ghiaccio: HOW OLD ARE YOU???
Sorbet: pls were you guys having sex??💀
Melone: I was! He wasn't
Sorbet: what.
Risotto:
Risotto: people, did I just see a random woman I've never seen in my life, leaving our house?🗿Melone: that's Melissa!
Gelato: YOU HAD A GIRL OVER???
Melone: no, she's a ghost, and got tired of living here
Melone: OF COURSE I HAD A GIRL OVERProsciutto: okay, you literally just broke 2 very clear rules in our group.
Prosciutto: 1. Don't have people over
Prosciutto: 2. Don't have sex when someone's home. The walls are thinMelone: I don't see any sign with those rules
Ghiaccio: IT WAS A VERBAL AGREEMENT
Melone: OH SO I WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO NOT FORGET SOMETHING WE TALKED ABOUT LIKE 6 YEARS AGO???
Ghiaccio: WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME TO DRAW IT TO YOU???
Sorbet: you're fighting about the wrong issue, here
Sorbet: I didn't know Melone had a GIRLFRIEND???Illuso: THANK YOU!
Ghiaccio: ME NEITHER
Pesci: you could've told us, broski😔
Melone: oh please, she's not my girlfriend
Melone: you guys know me. She's a one night standRisotto: you say that as if you bring people over, everyday
Risotto: THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST AND LAST TIME YOU DO THAT, CAPISCE??
Risotto: DO YOU REALIZE HOW DANGEROUS THIS IS??Melone: oh mio Dio, yes Riz🙄
Melone: I won't do it again, cross my heart hope to dieRisotto: don't think you got away with this, tomorrow we'll have a talk
Risotto: I'm too old for this shit...Formaggio: and besides, what are you?? A sex maniac???
Melone: relax! I didn't tell her anything, before she came over. Just gave her my number, and our address!
Melone:
Melone: uh-ohGhiaccio: You know
Ghiaccio: Once, Prosci said something very real
Ghiaccio: We're not idiots who desperately try to pick up girls on the street, like we don't have a life
Ghiaccio: While those idiots say "I'll kill you!" because they don't have anything better to defend their pride- when we say "I'll kill you!", we mean it
Ghiaccio: By the time we finish that sentence, the deed's already done.
Ghiaccio: that said
Ghiaccio: MELONE, I SWEAR TO GOD THAT IM GOING TO TIE YOU TO A CHAIR, RIP OFF YOUR FINGERNAILS, FEED ON YOUR EYEBALL, AND RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES2 participants are now offline.
Prosciutto:
Prosciutto: should we help him?Risotto: let them be. Ghiaccio's saving me the job
Formaggio: you know, capo
Formaggio: you need a free dayRisotto: yeah, and I'm Santa Claus
Pesci: Santa??😃
Risotto: no, Pesci.
Formaggio:
Formaggio: I mean it.
Formaggio: what if we...
Formaggio: I don't know
Formaggio: asked for a week off?
Formaggio: we've been working non-stop for the past 10 months
Formaggio: I think I speak for everyone when I say that I'm exhaustedRisotto: that would be a good idea, if the boss wasn't so strict with stuff. We can't just afford to go on vacation, Mag
Risotto: we dedicated our lives to Passione, that won't change nowFormaggio: well, Don Giovanna became boss quite some time ago.
Formaggio: we can try
Formaggio: please capoooo🥺Risotto: I'll think about it, Mag
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Illuso: I thought you'd killed him, Ghia?🤨
Melone: well, he did tie me to a chair, and he did try to poke out my eyeball.
Melone: he gave up on the last minute doePesci: aw why? :(
Ghiaccio: I'm honestly
Ghiaccio: so tired...
Ghiaccio: he kept making kinky jokes about the situation and for a moment, I considered killing myself insteadGelato: average L Ghia
Ghiaccio: you're lucky I actually tolerate your existence, Gel.
Melone: anyways, what are we talking about?
Prosciutto: Mag was trying to convince Riz to let us all go on vacation
Ghiaccio: good idea, Mag! Do you also want a massage, and some caviar?😄
Formaggio: sounds good, thanks man!😃
Ghiaccio: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC, YOU FUCKING NEANDERTHAL
Risotto: okay, that's enough, people. Lights out. If I hear anymore noise in this house, I am going to stop buying dino nuggets.
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