DM from DaMan to TheGoldenSucc.
TheGoldenSucc: oh Guido, this is a terrible idea...
DaMan: it's not!! You're going to school now, so you need to act like an irresponsible teenager! What better way to do that than sneaking out on a week day??
TheGoldenSucc: that's your job, not mine😭
DaMan: think about it: when you go back to school they're gonna ask what you like to do, and about your hobbies! You can't just tell them you're the boss of the Italian mob 🗿 this way you have stories to tell, that are actually genuine!
DaMan: we're going to a bar I like to go occasionally. Bro we're gonna drink until we pass outTheGoldenSucc: we're NOT going to be okay💀
DaMan: of course we will, I do this almost every weekend
TheGoldenSucc: *judges you autistically with my autistic eyes*👁👁
DaMan: bro no
TheGoldenSucc: don't you have a guy you're seeing? You should go with him instead
DaMan: nah bro I wanna go with you! We're buddies right?? Come on, Giogio! Loosen up a little!
TheGoldenSucc: did you lose interest in him? He's monstrously buffed, I'm surprised
DaMan: no! I just don't feel like getting with him tonight
TheGoldenSucc: I thought you wanted to fuck him?
DaMan: nah dude, that's physically impossible. Look at the size of him!
TheGoldenSucc: meh fair enough
DaMan: I want HIM to fuck ME.
TheGoldenSucc: LNFAO
DaMan: but yeah Giogio, will you come?
TheGoldenSucc: sigh
TheGoldenSucc: what am I gonna do with you...
TheGoldenSucc: yes Guido, I will come.DaMan: great! We're coming together!
TheGoldenSucc: yes, we're totally coming
DaMan: we're gonna come repeatedly!
TheGoldenSucc: don't get ideas, I'm only coming once
DaMan: you should definitely come multiple times
Pudding: what the fuck.
TheGoldenSucc: HELP
DaMan: MF HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?????
Pudding: I learned how to hack with Tiz and Squalo......
Pudding: what the fuck are you and my boyfriend talking about, Mista?DaMan: listen it's not what it looks like
TheGoldenSucc: yes, it's worse than it looks, Panna
DaMan: we're sneaking out, tonight
Pudding: man... Bucciarati is not going to be happy about this
DaMan: he doesn't need to know
DaMan: also, who are you to judge, Mr "Me and Narancia go to swim in the docks at 2 am, and we've been keeping it a secret from everyone for the past year"
DaMan: it would be a shame if Bucciarati found out about that, huh?Pudding:
Pudding: do yall want me to cover for you?DaMan: will you do that?? You're so sweet Panna😍
Pudding: pay up boy
DaMan: fine. I'll pay you 5 euros and give you an apple
Pudding: works
DaMan: right and what does Giogio pay you with?
TheGoldenSucc: my accumulated patrimony💀
Pudding: a kiss works just fine. Now go, and text me when you come back
DaMan: YOURE THE BEST PANNA THANK YOUUUUU
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TheGoldenSucc: MISTA I FUCKING LOST YOU IN THE CROWD HELP
DaMan: where are you, boss?😼🥖
TheGoldenSucc: IM???
TheGoldenSucc: UH???
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: next to a tree🚶DaMan: WHICH OEN WJDJSJS
TheGoldenSucc: BRO IDK IT'S A TREE
DaMan: hold on, I'll go look for you
TheGoldenSucc: I don't know if it's my conscience talking, but I feel like the hills have eyes everytime I move
TheGoldenSucc: I feel like someone will use this event as blackmail💀DaMan: don't you know this place??
TheGoldenSucc: am I supposed to??
DaMan: dude, this is where Melone works!
TheGoldenSucc: WE'RE AT A STRIP CLUB???
DaMan: good thing we have fake IDSSSS😍😍😍
TheGoldenSucc: MISTA I DONT WANNA SEE NAKED PEOPLEDJJENDDN
Mamalone: my oh my, what do we have here🤩
DaMan: OH COME ON, WHY IS EVERYONE SUDDENLY SLIDING INTO MY DMS???
Mamalone: yall are free to come in! I'll give you a discount. Otherwise, I still have proof to blackmail you, Mista
DaMan: geez you're a sweetheart... and Giorno doesn't suffer shit😾
Mamalone: you think I'd be stupid enough to blackmail the boss??💀
TheGoldenSucc: ah what the hell
TheGoldenSucc: we're already here
TheGoldenSucc: I'm going inDaMan: WAIT FOR ME GIOGIOOO
Mamalone:
Mamalone: Mista I found your coat!
Mamalone: whwhy
Mamalone: why does it smell like piss🗿DaMan: it's a long story
Mamalone: pee😍
DaMan: oh my God Melone.
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