"We Need A Free Day"
TheGoldenSucc: yall I have news
TheGoldenSucc: it's about ChristmasEmoGworl: the answer is no, we will NOT have dinner with the underpaid team
⁉️: WHY??? You're poorphobic >:(
Pudding: POORPHOBIC HE SAYS
TheGoldenSucc: no, it's not about them
TheGoldenSucc: so
TheGoldenSucc: my dad calledGirlboss: oh no
EmoGworl: EVEN WORSE LMAO
TheGoldenSucc: can I finish my sentences??😭
Doraemon: go ahead Giogio
TheGoldenSucc: so I was talking to my dad and I told him about how Bucciarati is now our legal guardian
TheGoldenSucc: and he wasn't exactly happy about it😃MommyShark: what, he expected you to go to school without a legal guardian? Mf isn't doing anything about it
TheGoldenSucc: that's what I told him! Anyways, conversation led to conversation and he invited us to spend the Christmas holidays with him and the others. You know my bothers, his boyfriend, his other boytoy... Jesus he's gay...
EmoGworl: question- in Egypt, or the US?
TheGoldenSucc: Egypt
EmoGworl: I'm in
Girlboss: you just like to feel important and having everything paid
EmoGworl: at this point, we're all Giorno's sugar babies
ZAWORUDO: so are you guys coming? 👀
Girlboss: HOW DO YOU ALWAYS APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE??
Doraemon: bro is everywhere and nowhere
Doraemon: he is everything and nothing
Doraemon: he is all and noneZAWORUDO: for I am God
TheGoldenSucc: anyways, does anyone oppose?
MommyShark: question: is Sheila E invited to this?
TheGoldenSucc: duh
ZAWORUDO: of course. I invited Giogio's team, and Sheila E is part of the team
KillMe: I appreciate the offer, but I cannot go.
Girlboss: how come? :(
KillMe: I have stuff to do around here.
TheGoldenSucc: no you don't. You are coming 😃
KillMe: boss, I really shouldn't.
TheGoldenSucc: you're coming.
KillMe: I'm coming, okay.
Doraemon: well that was easy
ZAWORUDO: splendid!
⁉️: by the way, how long is this gonna be?
ZAWORUDO: depends, do you wanna spend New Year's here, too?
MommyShark: out of the question. We already have plans with the entirety of Passione
Pudding: excuse me? Like
Pudding: EVERYONE??TheGoldenSucc: at Bucciarati's expense. Just the main famiglias though
MommyShark: it's a place we rented, it's gonna be fun
Girlboss: well me, Giogio, and Nara, finish school on the 18th, soooo we could go on the 20th and come back on the 26th
Pudding: the flights are gonna be FULL but sure😃🔫
Doraemon: bold of you to assume we're taking a public flight jshdkajs
Pudding: oh yeah I forgot we're rich
ZAWORUDO: hide your boyfriend, Giogio. This will be a Christmas to remember! (I have a knife) 😁🥊🤺🤼♂️
TheGoldenSucc: I'm gonna hide with him, tf😦
MommyShark: get even closer to my kids and I'm coming for your head🤺🤺
EmoGworl: I love how we don't even like Mr Brando, yet we're gonna spend Christmas with him
Girlboss: mansion in Egypt bro. Think about that
EmoGworl: you're right. Mansion in Egypt
Doraemon: why do you even care? You don't even celebrate Christmas💀
EmoGworl: I celebrate the economy.
⁉️: capitalism‼️‼️
Doraemon: I think we're forgetting the real meaning of Christmas, here
MommyShark: that's why I'm going to church until we go to Egypt. You're free to come too
Doraemon: I don't know if I should... should I stay home and play video games instead?👀
⁉️: depends where you wanna go after you die. Do you wanna spend eternity with Mother Theresa, or next to Cioccolata?
Doraemon: to church we go!
TheGoldenSucc: 💀💀
⁉️: by the way, yall
KillMe: oh God.
Girlboss: what did you do now, Narancia?
⁉️: there's poo on the floor🕺
Doraemon: sorry???
KillMe: ewwww
MommyShark: .....
⁉️:
⁉️: I don't always arrive to the toilet on timeGirlboss:
Doraemon:
TheGoldenSucc:
Pudding:
ZAWORUDO: 😨
EmoGworl:
MommyShark:
⁉️: Jesus Christ people, I'm kidding. I brought Rex inside and this happened
EmoGworl: WHY DID YOU BRING HIM INSIDE???
⁉️: it's raining, he was cold☹️
Pudding: it's actually impressive how stupid he is
⁉️: don't talk shit about Rex!
Pudding: I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU
⁉️: I'm not stupid :(
KillMe: the other day you shoved your head in one of the car's tires.
⁉️: I'm an experimental man. How was I supposed to know I'd pass out with the pressure??
MommyShark:
MommyShark: Giorno, we need to talk________________
DM from MommyShark to TheGoldenSucc.
MommyShark: can we take him to the psych ward now?
TheGoldenSucc: yeah I'm gonna call 112
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