"La Squadra😼"
Gelato: WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK WAS THAT
Illuso: IS EVERYONE OKAY??!?!
Formaggio: WHAT HAPPENDE?!?
Pesci: ARE WE BEING ROBBED???
Pesci: OH GOD I DONT WANNA BE ROBBED
Prosciutto: CONTROL YOURSELF WILL YA?!
Ghiaccio: CAN YOU ALL CHILL, ITS FINE
Ghiaccio: RIZ JUST FELL OFF THE COUCH
Formaggio: wait wait what
Melone: how did the Capo falling off the couch sounded like the building was being demolished?🗿
Sorbet: hehe
Sorbet: sounded like one of Prosciutto's farts
Prosciutto: can you NOT?!
Pesci: very good analogy
Prosciutto: I am
Prosciutto: I am going to murder you
Gelato: hehe
Gelato: good one babe
Sorbet: thanks babe!
Prosciutto: yall talk about my farts like Sorbet doesn't do the "Dutch oven" to Gelato 24/7
Gelato: it's traumatizing
Sorbet: awww don't say thaaat😼
Gelato: you stay the hell away from me
Pesci: the Capo's are worse doe
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Risotto: hahaha I'm screaming so funny😐
Risotto: why are we talking about farts?
Illuso: awww don't be like that, Riz! Are you okay, though? That sounded like it hurt
Risotto: I'm fine, thanks. Just... I think we need to get new furniture
Formaggio: you can say that again
Formaggio: I mean we are poor, but not that poor
Formaggio: we can get better stuff. Like a kitchen table that isn't bent to the right, and the food is constantly falling off of it
Gelato: oh oh!
Gelato: can I rob the store near the train station?! :D
Sorbet: yes please, I wanna tag along!
Sorbet: OH MY GOD
Sorbet: RIZ
Sorbet: do we have permission to kill the owner?!?!?
Gelato: OH MY GOD YES, CAN WE???😍
Sorbet: BABE, WE CAN TAKE THE CHANCE AND CUT OFF HIS LIMBS LIKE WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO!!
Gelato: OH GOSH YES, CAN WE CAPO???
Sorbet: PRETTY PLEEEEASEEEE
Illuso: you two are fucking insane🗿
Melone: These guys are crazy, and they don't even have stands💀
Risotto: now now, boys, there's no need to kill and rob. We have money, we can spend it.
Sorbet: you're boring, Riz :T
Gelato: and here I thought we were gonna have some fun...
Sorbet: we can have our fun some other time, love
Gelato: but I wanted to cut off his arms :(
Sorbet: I know, babe. I know...
Risotto: you'll get to do that on your next mission, pinky promise
Melone: man really pinky promised🗿
Gelato: at least we get to cut off his finger, if he breaks the promise
Risotto: actually, I take it all back
Ghiaccio: but in all seriousness, we should make a list about the things we need to get. Starting off with the kitchen table and the couch
Melone: me, Mag, and Pesci need new beds
Gelato: the oven is barely working too
Illuso: the sink of the bathroom from downstairs is broken
Prosciutto: isn't the desk from your office broken too, Capo?
Risotto:
Risotto: wow, this is gonna be more expensive than I thought
Risotto: do you think that if the boss cut off a bit of our payment on our next missions, he would give us money to buy this stuff?
Prosciutto: you think?
Risotto: I can always ask, but I don't know
Risotto: I can write him a letter saying "boss, we just need a bit more money, please, I won't bother you anymore. Promise."
Formaggio: okay this is getting sad 💀
Risotto: well, I'll be damned if I don't get us good stuff to live a decent life.
Melone: you willing to do anything?
Risotto: absolutely.
Melone:
Melone: you sure?
Ghiaccio: MELONE THE BOSS IS 16!!!
Melone: I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE BOSS!!!
Risotto: I'll call Fugo, and ask when the boss is free. Cuz let's be honest, even if we all split the money between us, it will take a really long while until we get a mission. And we need the money for- you know- food, water, stuff we need to be able to live 🗿
Formaggio: Riz, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. We didn't even make the calculations for the amount of money we'll need
Risotto: alright, I'll be right back
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Risotto: Gel, you remember that idea you had of robbing the store near the train station?
Gelato: yeah?
Risotto: men, get your stuff and stands ready. We're robbing a store.
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