Passione Groupchat

Nothing Is More Important Than Being A Whore

DM from MommyShark to EmoGworl.

EmoGworl: so that's it? We have no idea when we're gonna do this?

MommyShark: I told you, we better do it quick, or else we'll just keep postponing it
MommyShark: it's not like we have time to think about stuff in general

EmoGworl: so what, do we go to the court next week and ask for marriage papers, sign them, and boom, we're married?

MommyShark: why not? It's simple and straight to the point

EmoGworl: idk, I just thought that maybe we could have some fun while we're at it

MommyShark: oh we're gonna have dinner with the hitman team, that's enough of a "party"

EmoGworl: yeah, I too don't want many people involved in this

MommyShark: so we'll just let Mista babysit the others while we go?

EmoGworl: I'd feel bad to do that, the guy babysat all his life

MommyShark: true... can you imagine? Having to take care of 6 siblings all by yourself?

EmoGworl: can you even have kids after 50?

MommyShark: hun, I think 50 kids is enough, even for them

EmoGworl: I wasn't talking about the number of kids, Bruno💀

MommyShark: oh
MommyShark: Narancia's stupidity is rubbing off on me

EmoGworl: Actually I was gonna ask you something
EmoGworl: do you wanna go out tonight? Like actually go out?

MommyShark: you mean to a club?

EmoGworl: yeah, that one you really like cuz they banned Narancia from there

MommyShark: still trying to figure out why he would throw it back on someone's else's table

EmoGworl: it's Narancia, what did you expect
EmoGworl: but yeah, do you wanna go?
EmoGworl: just you and me. We're gonna go dancing tonight

MommyShark: fine, but we're not getting drunk. Last time that happened, we woke up on some guy's Porsche and it was all red in the front

EmoGworl: yeah I think we ran over some people....
EmoGworl: also boooo! You're no fun! Of course we're getting drunk!

MommyShark: you're a danger on the wheel

EmoGworl: me?! I wasn't the one who was driving!

MommyShark: yeah you were!

EmoGworl: shush, go get your pretty ass ready. We leave after dinner, you hear me? We need to go out and have a moment away from these animals

MommyShark: you mean the kids?

EmoGworl: who else?
EmoGworl: I'm talking about the entire night, Bruno
EmoGworl: I'm desperate to go out
EmoGworl: I need to drink until I fall to the ground, and dress like a sex object

MommyShark: well you won't see me complaining. Fine. But we're asking Melone to drive us back. He has a shift today

EmoGworl: fine... but his car smells like cum

MommyShark: it's not his car, it's THEIR car. You should talk to THEM. The hitman team can't share a vehicle without turning it into their personal affair room

EmoGworl: ah... men...

MommyShark: men indeed...

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: OH MY GOD

MommyShark: WHAT WAS THAT

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"We Need A Free Day"

MommyShark: WHAT WHAT'S GOING ON????

Girlboss: FUGO THREW A TABLE AT NARANCIA

EmoGworl: oh, normal Friday

MommyShark: yeah, he'll be fine. Me and Abbacchio are going out on our bachelor party soooo don't break anything while we're out

EmoGworl: oh I didn't realize this was a bachelor party
EmoGworl: sounds good
EmoGworl: let me just go dress like a whore

MommyShark: same I'll see you at the door

2 participants are now offline.

Girlboss: I'm
Girlboss: Narancia isn't waking up-
Girlboss:
Girlboss: ah he'll live