"DM from Titz to Squash💅"
Titz: you online, hun?
1 participant is now online.
Squash💅: the day's almost over. It's a matter of waiting now
Squash💅: is everything okay?Titz: oh yeah, if you were free I wanted to ask your opinion on something
Titz: I know you're in the US with the boss and the others, so I didn't want to bother you!Squash💅: oh I'm hella free! Sup?
Titz: it's about the guests list. Should we invite Secco? I don't think dogs are allowed
Squash💅: BABE HE'S NOT A BREED😭
Titz: okay and what about Ghiaccio? He's annoying.
Squash💅: yeah but he also gets annoyed when he's ignored! Remember that time we were on a double date with him and Melone and we forgot to order ice cream for the guy??
Titz: I still remember the way he just lifted a whole ass stone table and threw it at us LMFAO
Squash💅: HAHAHHWHAHAH
Titz: hah.......
Squash💅:
Titz:
Titz: yeah we're inviting him.....Squash💅: by the way, what's the deal with the "No Christmas present"???
Squash💅: I want a Christmas present >:TTitz: Squalo, we've talked about this. We're already spending enough on our wedding, we won't buy Christmas gifts
Titz: besides, it's not even Christmas yetSquash💅: I don't care, I want a Christmas present😒
Titz: IT'S NOT CHRISTAMS YET
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"We Need A Free Day"
DaMan: yooo I just got invited to Tiziano and Squalo's wedding! I'm surprised!
TokenStraight: so am I, wtf, why did they invite me??
MommyShark: they need to fill room
TokenStraight: that explains it
TokenStraight: they probably wanna make me jealous >:TGirlboss: Nara, you're not that important
EmoGworl: did @ TheGoldenSucc get invited?
Pudding: STOP
DaMan: DONT TAG HIM
EmoGworl: WWHY????
Pudding: HE'S ON A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL OF ANNOYED, IT'S ACTUALLY SCARY
DaMan: I tried to bring him coffee and he hissed at me😭
MommyShark: did something happen with Mr Brando?
Pudding: I think it's a lot at the same time
Pudding: he's kept his composure the entire day with his family (even though one of his brothers was being an annoying little shit), and then Mr Brando came along, and he went to the bathroom just to throw punches on the wall💀Girlboss: was he annoying the poor guy again?
DaMan: no it's not that. Mr Brando is actually really calm today
DaMan: it's just that Giorno can barely be himself here
DaMan: he's gotta be on the lookout for Donatello cuz for some reason he hates him, he's trying to deal with Ungalo's problem, and Mr Brando is just giving him "support"
DaMan: which is nonePudding: Rikiel is actually the only person there who isn't about to give Giorno an aneurysm
TokenStraight: wasn't Mr Brando's boyfriend there too?
DaMan: kind of? We barely see him anyways
Pudding: also, the fact that Squalo is constantly trying to prevent Donatello from attacking Giorno is so funny to me
Pudding: he looks so tired at this point, and it's only been three days💀1 participant is now online.
TheGoldenSucc: I'm at my limit
TokenStraight: you should go to sleep Giogio, it's late
Girlboss: yeah but make sure Mr Brando didn't piss on your bed ☹️
TheGoldenSucc: I'll go later
TheGoldenSucc: also I got invited to Tiziano and Squalo's wedding!TokenStraight: see?? Another one!
TheGoldenSucc: also, for some reason, Squalo was pissed earlier
TheGoldenSucc: something about no Christmas presents?EmoGworl: IT'S NOT CHRISTAMS YET
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