"Underpaid Team😨"
Mamalone: yall know the bar I work at?
Ham: no, you're just constantly bragging about how much you make🙄
Mamalone: yeah I need an opinion
HatGoesHahaFunny: what is it?
Mamalone: you know how this place is a strip club?
Pineapple: yes
Mamalone: and you know how I told you we were understaffed?
GenderfluidMirror: Melone, none of us will become a stripper, if that's what you want our opinion on
Mamalone: oh I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about me
Cheese: LMFAO
NoMilkIce: KAY WELL I WASN'T EXPECTING ANY LESS
HatGoesHahaFunny: it's not like we can decide for you. Do whatever you want
Mamalone: I didn't ask you to decide, I asked for an opinion
Mamalone: the owner just came up to me while I was making an order, and offered me the job, and I said I'd think about it, but I'm not sureCheese: well I think you should, you're the most beautiful man alive
Mamalone: was that sarcasm?
Cheese: very much so
Mamalone: AW HECK🚶♂️
IGotTheMilk: where is Ghia in all of this?
Elsa: I'm here, why?
NoMilkIce: dude that's your boyfriend, you should also have an opinion on this, no?
Elsa: No? Why the hell should I? It's his job, his body, his cash. I don't have anything to do with it
Elsa: besides, mf already walks around half naked. Might as well profit from itCheese: well, when he got this job, he did say he wouldn't do everything the owner of the bar told him to, so...
Mamalone: that was sarcasm
Cheese: nah man, that was a whole lie💀
Mamalone: thing is, he gave me a choice, not an order. So I don't know if I should
GenderfluidMirror: I mean, why not? Do you see yourself doing it? Do you think it could be fun?
Mamalone: bro it would be fun, sure, but I'd have to learn pole dance, and that shit can HURT. Like I'm seeing a performance right now and I'm getting dizzy just by watching it
Mamalone: but I think I'd manage. I'd just work until 5 am, instead of 3Ham: question, how much would you make?
Mamalone: bro depends, the clients will decide that
Mamalone: this girl, Loriana, she makes in average 300 per night. And don't get me started on the private dances, those things get you swimming in moneyElsa: HOLY FUCKING SHIT MELONE, WHY AREN'T YOU A STRIPPER YET???
Mamalone: You have no idea. Once I stayed after closing time, cleaning, and the floor was PAINTED in money. You couldn't see the actual floor, you were steeping on PAPER
IGotTheMilk: HELP
NoMilkIce: GO GET EM MEL!!!
Mamalone: alright! I'll do it! I'll become a stripper!
HatGoesHahaFunny: I thought I'd never hear those words coming from you, but now that I did, it's actually quite average
Mamalone: HELL YEAH I'LL TALK TO MY BOSS WHEN MY SHIFT'S OVER!! Your boy's about to make BAAAAGS of money
Cheese: hopefully people will like you, cuz for that money to arrive, you need to know what you're doing💀
Mamalone: bro I respect the strippers so much, they're absolute kings and queens. I can't wait to try! This shall be fun
Ham: would you mind giving me a free entry some day? You have male strippers there right?
Mamalone: yeah like 2 of them💀 3 now if I get it HEHEHEHEHEH
HatGoesHahaFunny: I want a free entry too
Mamalone: bro I'm actually excited now! I've never been this excited since Ghia got his driver's license!
Cheese: dude the day he took all of us for a ride, I was scared for my life, are you kidding?
GenderfluidMirror: he kept shouting "SHOVE THE HEADLIGHTS UP YOUR ASS" at other people in the highway😭😭
Elsa: THEY SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING DRIVING AROUND WITH THE HEADLIGHTS ON, THOSE FUCKING ANIMALS
HatGoesHahaFunny: anyways, I hope you have fun being a stripper Melone. See if you get me and Prosciutto those free entries
Mamalone: I don't think I can give you those, but I can try
Mamalone: unleessssss you wanna pay me? OwOElsa: did you just fucking OwO us???
Ham: fine we'll pay you, it's not like it's gonna make a difference
Mamalone: HELL YEAH MONEY!!!
GenderfluidMirror: but yeah if you do get that amount of money, it's gonna help you a lot. You'll finally stop being broke!
Mamalone: correction: it will help US a lot. We're a team, remember?
IGotTheMilk: awwww Mel!!!!
Elsa: ok that's cute
HatGoesHahaFunny: Melone, that's very nice of you.
Cheese: the fact that technically he's the one that makes the most money amongst all of us, is actually quite surprising💀
Mamalone: I'm gonna have high heels bigger than my will to live😭💕
NoMilkIce: I'm concerned for his mental health
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