His Pick Up Lines

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Gage:

"If I was a car, I'd probably need antifreeze. Because your heating me up!"

"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

"I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Yeah, I've topped many things, and maybe you'll be one of them."


Wyatt:

"Trust me, I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you!"

"You don't even need keys to drive me crazy!"

"Sorry I got lost in your eyes, can you direct me to your heart?"

"Does your mouth have room for another tongue?"


Brandon:

"I'm really attracted to you, and according to Newtons laws of physics, you are attracted to me too."

"Are you sure your nick name isn't glucose? Cause you're pretty sweet."

"You aren't a triangle? You sure? I mean, you are acute."

"Bet even if gravity somehow got subtracted from earth, I'd still fall for you."


Rhett:

"You must be a cake! Why? Cause I really want a piece of you!"

"I was wondering if you had an extra heart because mine was just stolen."

"I need a map, I'm lost in you."

"Hey! I just thought of something! You're pretty and I'm cute, so we'd be pretty cute, right?"

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