School for Heroes (Year Two)

SHS~ Written by Deadpool

*fires gun* BOOM!!

I shot her.

You know...I should just go on a k-word spree.

Wouldn't that be fun?

No....no it wouldn't.

I will k-word you.

If you kill me, you won't get your money.

Crap.

Still going on that k-word spree!!

I looked around at the innocent children crying over the dead children.

How much boom-boom stuff should I use to kill them all?

Let's see...carry the twelve...divide by three...

Aw f*ck it, I'll just use it all.

NO SWEARING!!! There are probably children reading this!!

Yeah, well.....whatever.

Surrounding the children with boom-boom stuff, I light the match and watch the fun began.

BOOM!! POW!! DEAD!!!

"Wade." I spun around and grinned.

"It's my old buddy Wolverine!!" I skipped over, only to be stabbed.

"Ow......now that's no way to great your family!" I said.

"You aren't my family bub. Now get lost before more innocent children die."

"Hmmmm....and if I don't?" Slice!!! There goes my head.

"Um.....Body!! I'm over here!!! No!! Left!! Your other left!! Oh come on!!" Stupid body. It should have ears in its pouches.

Note to self. Get body ears.

Oh wait..........

Logan proceed to cut my arms, legs and torso apart. How rude right?

So I waited until a kid passed by.

"Hey you!! Kid!!" The kid saw my head and proceed to vomit. Again, how rude are these children!

"Look, can you hold my arm and body together until it heals? I can do the rest thank you."the kid looked at me with disgust.

"No!! Why would I ⭐️🌟⭐️⭐️⭐️⚡️:) >:) •-•."

Whoops, sorry. I kinda got bored.

Speaking of bored, I'm getting bored of this whole stupid thing!! Screw the money!! I just get the money from my video game. And my new movie.

Hi Tom!!!

Shut up Lucy.

The kid placed my body parts together, so I could heal, and I k-worded him.

What?! I'm bored okay? This school sucks!! Nothing interesting happens!!

So I'm just gonna k-word everyone. Cause that's fun!!!

Fighty, fighty, blood blood!!

BOOM

SLICE!!

STAB!!!

SLICE SLICE!!

STAB STAB!!!

BOOM BOOM

PHEW!!! PHEW PHEW!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

FUN TIMES!!

POW!!

SLICE SLICE, STAB STAB

PHEW PHEW GUNS!!!

MONKEY!!

DISMEMBER!!

That was a montage of me k-wording everyone.

Hope you enjoyed. And hold your pants on Fangirls, they'll all be alive next chapter.

Oo!! Is that a chimichanga?!

And tacos!!!

IM IN HEAVAN!! Kinda....not really.

Oh, and when everyone comes back, Fury can't know I was here.

I k-worded him from behind.

*looks directly at you* Which means after I'm done with the author, I'm coming for you.

*loads gun* Sweet Dreams kid.