School for Heroes (Year Two)

SHS~ Written by Deadpool

Characters~ Deadpool. That's all that matters.
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Hey you.

Yes you.

You there.

The one reading this story.

Yes YOU!! God, don't you pay attention?

Guess where am I?

I'll give you a hint. It's not behind you.

DAMMIT I SAID I WASNT BEHIND YOU!!! STOP LOOKING!!!

I'm at Hero High.

Don't ask how the hell I got here. The script just said I need to show up here.

And I k-worded the author.

JUST KIDDING!!! They said I get money if I showed up. So I did.

I'm currently walking the halls to see why I was needed here.

I mean, clearly a school needs my awesomeness, but still.

First kid I met was a kid with brown hair that looked he just rolled out of bed.

"Who are you?" He asked, rather rudely might I add.

"I am the superhero supreme with a side of BAM, of course." Hey you. Can you believe this kid doesn't know me?

And no, not you. The kid next to you.

Yes you.

And you. *points*

I'm coming for you.

*fires gun* BOOM!!!

That ladies and gentlemen, was the sound a gunshot.

Yea. He's dead.

OH WELL!! :P

"Like that clears everything up." He snapped.

Should I k-word him?

I should definitely k-word him.

"Hey kid, what's you name?"

"Kai."

"Well that's dumb name." He glared at me, his fist catching on fire.

*GASP* I DIDNT KNOW HE COULD DO THAT!!

"Oooooo!!! Are you gonna burn stuff?! Fighty fighty BURN BURN!!!" The kid looked at me weirdly.

Maybe it because he knows you a weirdo.

SHUT UP!!

"Kai is not a dumb name!! And I am not going to burn stuff!!" I frowned. Well he's no fun. Downer.

Hm...katanas...or guns? Katanas...or guns...

Eh. Grenade.

Popping the pin out, I tossed it to the kid.

"Hold this for me."

"Wha--?" BOOOOM!!! He's dead.

Not like he was important anyway.

Oh quit your whinnying fan girls. That's right, I heard you!!

He'll be alive next chapter. He's just a character.

"Excuse me, but what in the world are you doing?!" I guess I attracted a crowd...being handsome and all...

HEY SHUT UP YOU!!! I WILL K-WORD YOU!!

"Um...being awesome. Duh." British girl glared at me.

"You can't just kill off random students!!" Oh really?