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Gijoo: You're right.
Doyoon: That's...That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Joowon: WHY did you give Changhui a knife!?
Gijoo: I'm sorry. He said he felt unsafe.
Joowon: Now I feel unsafe!
Gijoo: I'm sorry.
Gijoo: ...Would you like a knife?
Joowon: Doyoon, keep an eye on Gijoo today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Doyoon: Sure, I'd love to see Gijoo get punched.
Joowon: Try again.
Doyoon: *Sighs* I will stop Gijoo from getting punched.
Changhui: *Texting Janghyeok* Janghyeok! Help I'm being kidnapped
Janghyeok: Where are you?
Changhui: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Janghyeok: I'll call Joowon.
Joowon: *Answering his cellphone* Hello?
Janghyeok: Where's Changhui? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Joowon: Changhui? What do you mean, he's right next to me-
Joowon:
Joowon: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*
Joowon: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Changhui: WHO ARE YOU!?
Gijoo: *Screams*
Doyoon: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Joowon: Should we do something?
Changhui: No, I want to see who wins.
Changhui: Listen, I can explain...
Gijoo: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
Doyoon: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
Jaeryeong: You guys are getting paid?
*Gijoo is cooking*
Doyoon: Any chance that's for me?
Gijoo: It's for Changhui. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Joowon: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Gijoo: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Doyoon: 'Prettiest Smile'
Joowon: 'Nicest Personality'
Changhui: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Janghyeok: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Kenny, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Doyoon: Hey.
Joowon: Hi.
Changhui: Hello.
Janghyeok: Hey!
Kenny: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Gijoo: We were out of Doritos.
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