Crack Stories

"𝘈𝘊𝘊𝘐𝘋𝘐𝘛 𝘚𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘊𝘖𝘙𝘌." •𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘍𝘐𝘊 • 𝘊𝘙𝘈𝘊𝘒𝘍𝘐𝘊 • 𝘈𝘊𝘛𝘜𝘈𝘓 𝘍𝘐𝘊•

''You remind me of the ocean..'' ''Is it because I'm deep and mysterious?'' he asks. ''No, because you're salty and scare the shit out of people''

bad·ass /ˈbadˌas/ INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN noun noun: badass; plural noun: badasses; noun: bad-ass; plural noun: bad-asses 1. a tough, uncompromising, or intimidating per...

"my tongue doesn't just spit bars, darlin'" - in which famous rapper, min yoongi, takes interest in a certain fan account after he enjoys the sexual things tw...

[Reader x Various Characters] Crack fic ;)

A documentary of seven absolutely typical workers in an absolutely typical office. A BTS crackfic. Cover made by @subgguks

- "FuCK You!" - "R u that h0rNY¿💦😏" In which Taehyung has a massive crush on Jungkook but he can't approach the other because of their insecurity d...

Basically I have a random number generator and I gonna label each character with a number... but if you want to you can request a ship.

「 𝐓𝐀𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐔𝐊 」 - Taehyung's chaotic ass messages the wrong number. Jungkook - Top /// Taehyung - Bottom _______________ -Highest Rankings- #1 - Taekook [062419] #1...

"i'm supposed to be tutoring you, but you're too busy talking about me sucking your dick" - in which jeon jungkook is instructed to tutor yoongi's best friend...

Yoongi and Hoseok hate each other They really do That is until Yoongi receives an unknown message Textfic | crack

kookie: look i did nOt actually circumsize myself i reached for my foreskin with the tweezers but i accidentally stabbed my pee hole and it hurt so bad i just gave up in...

In which reactions are shown

This is an SPN/PJO crossover. It's posted on my fanfiction.net account Lukas Avier. I thought I'd transfer it here for you all. - Summary: Dean didn't know what he did...

in which the school's resident badboy helps a seemingly unattractive loser win the heart of his best friend. it sounds like a good idea at first, however, it's all fun...

❝i am straight!❞ ❝then why do you watch gay porn?❞ in which jungkook texts a famous pornstar and receives a reply.

Social media/text fic Bad boy Jungkook and nerdy Taehyung have the same group of friends but both low key hate each other Top kook

Win Metawin, a loyal and devoted fan of the model, "Bright" Vachirawit Chivaaree, creates a fan account as a way to get his idol's attention. But no one told h...

"I'd rather die and be reborn as a rock than be your fucking brother." "Well congratulations fucktard, the feeling is mutual."

Hello this is just some random bad sans' stuff Ships Crossmare DustKiller Herro (Horror X Error)