Brambleclaw: Aaaaaand we're back with *snickers* Childridstar
Firestar: yeah yeah, just get on with this
Brambleclaw: Well today we're going to kill Firestar and stuff him with Ritz!
Firestar: Wait what- this isn't what we agreed t- *shot in the neck with a harpoon*
Brambleclaw: Oh. I kinda expected that to be harder. Okay then I guess *starts shoving Ritz crackers down his throat*
Hours later, and Brambleclaw is sitting next to a cat shaped Ritz cracker
Brambleclaw: so that happened when I couldn't fit anymore in. New food then!
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
