Firestar: *laying on a couch with paws folded* *sighs* why is life so cruel
Brambleclaw: *writing in a notebook* in what ways?
Firestar: why must we kill to eat? Why can't we become friends with every creature that exists?
Brambleclaw: I see...but it's the circle of life
Jayfeather: *in front of a them* and here we have Firestar, who is depressed about the circle of life......again
Brambleclaw: uh, Jayfeather, what exactly are you doing?
Jayfeather: well, a group of fangirls wouldn't leave me alone until I showed them around
Fangirls: *crowding around Firestar* omg it's him it's really him!
Brambleclaw: *facepaw* -_- well now is not a good time. Did you forget about the poppy seeds?
Jayfeather: they don't work on fangirls. You're the blind one if you didn't notice fangirls are hoomans
Brambleclaw: -_-
Audience: ooooh roasted!!!!
Jayfeather: also they threatened to break my wife in half
Firestar: *leaps up and eyes glow red* *growling* dont you dare speak of the wife
Jayfeather: well I just dared
Audience: ooooh roasted!!!!
Cloudtail: ooooh Jayfeather can roast like a boss!!!
Firestar: *getting mad* well don't you dare do it again
Jayfeather: stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick
Firestar: *explodes*
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
幽默I know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
