Briarlight: *fake screams*
Jayfeather: 3... 2... 1...
Millie: *zooms in at 967848536784695645964597237736098799688754775468 mph* BRIARBABY WHAT'S WRONG
Briarlight: I need my special berries :(
Millie: DESCRIBE THEM TO ME, FAVORITE CHILD
Blossomfall: :(
Bumblestripe: :(
Briarlight: They're dark red
Millie: *pulls out death berries* THESE?
Briarlight: Yes, wonderful. They only work if someone else swallows 15 first
Millie: I VOLUNTEER *gulps down 15 death berries in 1 second flat*
Briarlight: Nevermind, I'm better now :D
Blossomfall and Bumblestripe: *casually record Millie dying on their iPaws*
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
