•please note that Mine-Turtle is not a character that I own. I credit the ASDF people who made Mine-Turtle a thing•
Firestar: oh hello Mine-Turtle
Mine-Turtle: hello!
Firestar: don't expect me to step on you
Brambleclaw: *running in* *the sound of heavy footsteps is heard* Firestar help a herd of elephants got loose!!!
Firestar: oh no. Not while Mine-Turtle is here please
Elephants: *trample everything except Mine-Turtle*
Firestar: *respawns* that was just luck that none stepped on Mine-Turtle
Brambleclaw: why?
Firestar: one, it's a guest, two, Mine-Turtle is explosive and dangerous-
Jayfeather: just like you
Audience: ooooooh roasted
Firestar: -_- three, you see the button on it's back?
Brambleclaw: yea
Firestar: if you step on it, it will explode *suddenly hears more footsteps* uh oh...
Baby elephant: *running* *trips and falls* *lands on Mine-Turtle*
Firestar & Brambleclaw: noooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mine-Turtle: hello! *Explodes*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
