Sandstorm & Sorreltail: *Painting each other's nails*
Sorreltail: why are we doing this here? This is the time that Firestar comes in to do his show
Sandstorm: don't worry. We'll be fine
Sorreltail: but I heard he's in a bad mood today
Sandstorm: We. Will. Be. Fine.
Sorreltail: okay...
Firestar: *bursts in* get out now or face much pain
Sorreltail: *runs away screaming* I TOLD YOU!
Sandstorm: eh. I know he's just pretending to be tough
Firestar: *eyes glow red; unsheathes claws and bares teeth, growling* am I?
Sandstorm: on second thought, maybe not! *Speeds away* I just remembered I gotta be somewhere!
Firestar: *locks door* heheheh my plan worked perfectly muahahaha *takes off Firestar costume and Hawkfrost is revealed*
Hawkfrost: Lol. Now I can be in charge of the show. Hey director!
Director: *looks up from writing* my name is Fallen Warrior
Hawkfrost: fine, Fallen Warrior, whatever. You work for me now.
Fallen Warrior: wrong. I just wrote you in to amuse the readers. And I can remove you if I want, cuz whatever I write down here happens in the show
Hawkfrost: what how does that even work??? Give me those! *Snatches Fallen's pen and paper* *writes 'Mapleshade swoops in through window'* *looks up at the window but doesn't see Mapleshade* why isn't this working??
Fallen: Author magic >:D
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
