Firestar: Hello guys! Welcome to episode nineteen of Warrior Cat Spoofs! After Jayfeather convinced Fallen to restore our memories, we sent her on vacation. She will be there for two weeks, but she has cameras everywhere. She's always watching....
Cloudtail: maybe we can lock her out of the studio
Firestar: but you know Fallen has author magic. She could write herself back in
Cloudtail: your write! Hahaha see what I did there!
Firestar: -_- *facepaw* *shaking head* no Cloudtail. Just no
Brambleclaw: *bursting in* *screeching* FIRE! FIRE IN THE DRESSING ROOM! SPREADING QUICKLY *faints dramatically*
Firestar: well then get up you useless lump of fur! There are fire extinguishers in the hall, use them! This is probably the work of Fallen.
Brambleclaw: *gets up and runs out screaming*
~two seconds later~
Brambleclaw: *runs in screaming with his fur on fire* HALP IM ON FIRE IM ON FIRE IM ON FIRE HAAAAAAALP
Firestar: well talking isn't going to stop it *jumps into new in-ground pool* ahhhhhhh, this feels great. The fire can't effect me here
Brambleclaw: *jumps into pool*
Firestar: nooooo not the pool
Cloudtail: *doesn't realize his tail is on fire* Too late
Firestar: *screams a high pitched scream as the water turns black and gray*
Hawkfrost: *recording* lel. I didn't know Firestar was a she cat. This is totally going to YouTube *names it Firekit the She Cat* *watches it gain <higher than infinity> likes* >:D
Firestar: *phone beeps* 'Hawkfrost just posted a video, check it out' oh geez I hope he wasn't recording that
Cloudtail and Brambleclaw: lel *laugh while spamming the like button*
Graystripe: *bursts in laughing and also spamming the like button* quick everyone run before he explodes
Firestar: *explodes*
STAI LEGGENDO
Warrior Cat Spoofs
UmorismoI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
