Firestar: *pushing everyone out of room* no... *Wheezes* more... *Wheezes* parties... *Finally pushes everyone out and slams door*
Camera Cat: *still dancing*
Firestar: stop that or you're fired *sees door about to pop out of its hinges* nooooo you can't come back in! *pushes door to keep it shut* how am I supposed to do episode seven like this?
Audience: but we like seeing intruders and parties
Firestar: shut up *nails door shut* that's better *phone beeps* what now?
Audience: what makes you think we know?
Firestar: who asked you *looks at phone* hmm Hollyleaf posted a status update on Twitter. 'Hollyleaf and Fallen Leaves are now together and hope to have kits' ummmm
Camera cat: just get on with the show or I'm cutting your pay
Firestar: fine *in bored voice* hello guys welcome to episode seven of Warrior Cat Spoofs.
Camera cat: CUT! This isn't part of the script! I'm reducing your pay!
Firestar: nooooo! I must get 30 tickets for a free Burger King meal per day! I cannot live without 30 Burger King tickets a day payment!
Camera cat: too bad. You only get 10 Burger King tickets today
Firestar: *dies*
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
