Camera cat: How are we going to do this episode?
Firestar: I still haven't figured that out yet
Jayfeather: can we do this episode on me and my stick wife?
Firestar: never in a million years
Jayfeather: please?
Firestar: Over my dead body
Jayfeather: fine stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick
Firestar: *explodes*
Jayfeather: Happy now?
Firestar: fine we'll do an episode on you and your stick
Jayfeather: really?
Firestar: no
Jayfeather: don't make me say it
Firestar: *slowly pulls out button from episode thirty* I still have this
Jayfeather: no
Firestar: yes
Jayfeather: you wouldn't
Firestar: I would
Jayfeather: please have mercy
Firestar: no
Jayfeather: stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick
Firestar: *pressing button while exploding*
Jayfeather: stick stick stick blub stick stick stick blub blub stick stick stick blub blub blub stick stick stick blub blub blub blub stick stick stick blub blub blub blub blub stick stick stick blub blub blub blub blub blub
Camera cat: losers
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
