*distant screaming from the DF*
Brightheart: do you hear something?
Cloudtail: *munching cookie* it's probably nothing
Elsewhere...
Silverstream: I'm in love
Silverstream: baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no m-
Graystripe: What?
Silverstream: Get away from the wild kittypet- I mean your mate :(
Millie: No you stay with me *grabs Gaystripe's paw*
Gaystripe: Listen, I love you both, but to be fair I love- *stumbles backwards into Firestar*
Both she-cats: You love Firestar??
Gaystripe: No, wait, I-
She-cats: *run away sobbing*
Silverstream: wE HAD CHILDREN! I EFFING DIED FOR YOU! AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME??
Jayfeatherbae: Idiots *facepalms*
Willowshine: *screeches* OMIGOSH IT'S JAYBAE
Crowd of she-cats: JAYBAE *runs after him*
Jayfeatherbae: Oh fu- *gets stampeded on*
She-cats: LOVE USSSS
Jayfeatherbae: EVERYONE STOP! I LOVE.....
Willowshine: *drumrolls*
Jayfeatherbae: Half Moon
Half Moon: *floats in* That's right, I'm better than all of you
Every other she cat: *explode into glitter*
*Glitter clouds your screen so everyone can turn off the cameras and leave the area*
Fourth Wall: *shatters*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
