Firestar: Say it!
Jayfeather: *in a cage* Never! This is stupid!
Firestar: Just admit it! The Warrior Cat Spoof show is funny! *Shoves phone playing all the previous episodes in Jayfeather's face*
Jayfeather: I'm blind remember
Firestar: but you can still hear them, your not deaf!
Jayfeather: yet. Anyway, all that I can hear from it is ridiculous
Firestar: say it! Or else
Jayfeather: or else what?
Firestar: *holds out button* this. If you don't say it, I'll press the button and then you will be dunked underwater, each time under longer than the last, until you die a slow, painful death
Jayfeather: I'm still not saying it
Firestar: *puts a paw closer to the button until almost pressing it* this is your last chance
Jayfeather: nope
Firestar: *presses button and Jayfeather is magically dunked into the water for 3 seconds* give up?
Jayfeather: that was horrible! But still, never
Firestar: *presses button 100 times* I could watch this all day
~10 minutes later~
Jayfeather: *underwater* blub blub blub
Firestar: what's that?
Jayfeather: *back out of the water* I give up
Firestar: yay! Now go get me a Coke
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
