Firestar:*doing a boring speech with an American flag background* and that's how America was born
Audience: *fell asleep with boredom*
Brackenfur: *charges in* Firestar! Firestar!! Did you hear?
Firestar: hear what
Brackenfur: today is Independence Day!! And you know what that means!!
Firestar: oh no
Brackenfur: we get to see a parade!!
Firestar: phew. ok, let's go!!
~2 hours later~
Brackenfur & Firestar: *bringing in huge sacks of candy*
Firestar: I can't believe how good the haul was this year!!! Although we didn't get my favorite candy, Kit Kats.
~Night falls~
Firestar: *fat from eating the candy*
Jayfeather: now time for the real celebration!! *Smirks evilly*
Scourge: bring in the fireworks
Firestar: Noooooo *runs, but is too slow*
Jayfeather & Scourge: *tying Firestar to the fireworks*
Jayfeather: *lights fireworks*
Brackenfur: you fell right for my trap
Firestar: waut- noooooooooooooooo- *scream gets cut off as he is launched into the air* *the firework of a flaming star appears in sky*
Scourge: now that's a real firework
•reminded of my neighbors firework show they put on every year on the 4th of July, I decided to write this spoof. Happy Independence Day, everyone! And to those of you who aren't American, good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night, whatever time it is for you. :D•
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
