Jayfeather: *dragging Firestar to stage*
Firestar: *in itchy suit* why do I have to wear this
Jayfeather: you know why! It's my wedding day! There is someone I've been seeing for a while now, and finally we're getting married
Firestar: but medicine cats aren't allowed to have a mate or kits
Jayfeather: but the Warrior Code doesn't say we can't!
Firestar: -_-
Jayfeather: *tapes Firestar to seat*
Camera cat: places everyone! This wedding has to be perfect!
Jayfeather: *hurries out of sight*
~20 minutes later~
Jayfeather: *walks through the runway onto stage carrying his stick*
Camera cat: are you ready?
Jayfeather: I was born ready
Brackenfur: do you, Jayfeather, take Stick to be your wife?
Jayfeather: I do
Firestar: *had dosed off* huh?
Brackenfur: do you, Stick, take Jayfeather to be your husband?
Stick: *silence*
Brackenfur: *places rings on the stick and Jayfeather's tail* YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE!!
Audience: *cheers*
Firestar: *sees Jayfeather kissing Stick* YUR MAET IZ A STICK?????!!!!!!! *Explodes, destroying everything within 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 miles*
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
