Firestar: Hi guys! Welcome to episode eleven of Warrior Cat Spoofs! Ah, it feels so wonderful to finally say the intro again. But anyways, today we're teaching Graystripe how to make his own cookies so that he won't have to give me a lot of IOU notes
Audience: *cheers for no reason*
*Scene magically changes to a kitchen*
Firestar: as you can see here, we have this bag of chocolate chips. Or is it? Inside are many pieces of mouse poop, but shhhh! Don't tell Graystripe! The plan is to make these cookies taste so bad, he'll never eat them again!
Audience: *cheers for no reason*
Firestar: *in a sweet innocent voice* oh Graystripe! I've got cookies!
Graystripe: *breaks the door down* really?
Firestar: no. But we're making them! If I teach you how to make your own cookies, you'll never have to beg me for them!
Graystripe: yay!
Firestar: I bought you some cookie mix. All you have to do is add in the chocolate chips
Gray stripe: yay!
Firestar: and put them in the oven and cook them for 45 minutes
Graystripe: *already mixing the 'chocolate chips'* *puts the mix in the oven in cookie form*
~45 minutes later~
Graystripe: the cookies are done! Now what?
Firestar: you just eat them and enjoy them! *Cackles*
Graystripe: *dumps all of the cookies into his mouth* delicious! *Dies*
Firestar: O.O
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