•What's that I sense?? An idea??? Yessss finally!!•
Firestar: *watching YouTube*
~in the magical land of YouTube~
Half Moon: *arguing with Jayfeather* why did you marry the stick when you should have married me?!?!
Jayfeather: I told you once, and I'll tell you again. I married the stick because I get you out of it. Also you are dead
Half Moon: you can marry dead people!!! >:(
Jayfeather: also my family would think it is strange that I married a dead cat
Half Moon: take them to the past with you, the past in which I am NOT dead!!
Jayfeather: *facepaw* am I meant to always have idiots surrounding me?
Half Moon: What the h*ll did you just f***ing say to me you b*tch
Cats in the background: *sigh* girls and their drama ugh
~the following scene has been removed because Half Moon started saying a lot of curse words. And I mean, a lot~
Half Moon: oh well, I have a much sexier boyfriend, anyway.
Jayfeather: who
Half Moon: Scourge
Scourge: *slowly peaks out from behind bush* she's mine now *smirks*
Jayfeather: -_________- I guess I'll go marry Briarlight instead... *explodes*
Half Moon: WaT?!?!?!?! *Explodes*
~Meanwhile, back in reality~
Firestar: *pauses video* hold up. Jayfeather married a stick, to be with a random dead cat cat??? Wtf???? *Inhales*
Graystripe: *bursts in* quick run he's about to blow!!!
Firestar: *explodes*
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
