Mapleshade: *taps mic* is this thing on?
Camera cat: yes
Mapleshade: well Firestar won't be making an appearance today *phone beeps* *reading text out loud* 'But you locked me out' *glances at window Firestar is tapping* heh *closes window curtains* no one saw that
Firestar: *taps window even harder* LET ME IN
Mapleshade: heheheh well since he won't be here today, we're having a dance party! BRING IN THE CLANS!
All 5 Clans as well as StarClan, BloodClan & the Dark Forest: *breaks the door down* *starts flowing in*
Mapleshade: heh I think we're going to need a bigger room! Hey DJ, turn on Hear Me Roar!
DJ: *hits wrong button and Hello Darkness starts playing*
Brackenfur *grabs mic and starts singing off key* Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again....
Brambleclaw and Ashfur: *each pulling on opposite ends of Squirrelflight*
Ashfur: *screeching* SHE'S MINE!
Brambleclaw: *also screeching* NO SHE'S MINE!
Squirrelflight: wut?
Sandstorm: *poses with Ferncloud* it's selfie time!
Ferncloud: wait don't forget Daisy! *Pulls Daisy away from some RiverClan toms* come on you don't need them!
Daisy: but-
Ferncloud: now we're ready! let's do this
~five minutes later~
Sandstorm: OMG so fab *posts selfies to all social medias*
Nightcloud: so Crowfeather, who do you like better, Leafpool or me-
Feathertail: or me
Crowfeather: umm
Mapleshade: well this is a disaster. I think I'm going to go watch the Firestar Declares Himself Stupid video again
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
