Sandstorm: *watching video of episode thirty-five*
Firestar: *walks in* *all fur was shaved off*
Sandstorm: did we tell you there's more to the Independence Day celebration?
Firestar: *growls* no more fireworks
Sandstorm: no no, nothing like that, heh. We're grilling!!
Firestar: grilled chicken?
Sandstorm: yup
Firestar: *shoots up into sky and turns into fireworks*
Sandstorm: huh. I thought he hated fireworks
~later~
Firestar: *being grilled* ahhhhhhh it's so painful!!!!!
Jayfeather: relax. We're only roasting you.
Audience: ooooh roasted
Firestar: wait how does that count as a roast?? Cloudtail, help me!!
Cloudtail: I am Groot
Firestar: wut? *Dies from heat*
•Yet again, this was inspired by fourth of July. My family always grills on July 4•
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
