Firestar: hey blind-guy, get me a soda
Jayfeather: would you stop calling me that? I know your still mad about me and the Stick but
Firestar: I will not stop until you divorce
Jayfeather: never. Stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick
Firestar: *explodes*
Jayfeather: don't you know that today is Ship Day? I ship you x your stupidity. Oh wait!! I have a good one! I ship you X your big fat ego!
Audience: ooooooh roasted
Jayfeather: everyone ships me x stick
Firestar: I should be shipped as Firestar x Money
Jayfeather: no
Firestar: well me and my money are getting married tomorrow
Jayfeather: *explodes*
•Sorry for such a short spoof, I ran out of ideas. But don't worry, I'll have more ideas soon enough•
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HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
