Fallen: *writes*
ThunderClan: *all memories get erased*
Firestar: WHERE ARE MY TWOLEGS HELP IM GOING TO BE EATEN ALIVE BY WILDCATS
Graystripe: where's Ravenkit and Darkkit
Bluestar: where are Mistykit Stonekit and Mosskit and where is Snowfur why is Thistleclaw dead already
Mousefur: where am I
Daisy: AAAAAHHHHH HELP WILD CATS HELP WHERE IS FLOSS AND WHY AM I NOT AT THE BARN
Briarlight: why can't I walk properly
Millie: why does Briarkit look half dead
Jayfeather: curse life. What has Fallen done???
Fallen: O.O why wasn't your memory erased?
Jayfeather: one, I was sleeping. And two, I was hacking into Onestar's thoughts. As if these mouse-brains hadn't been stupid enough already. Now they are just dumber than ever.
Sandstorm: who the f*** is that orange kittypet
Dustpelt: come on Sandpaw let's go hunting
Fallen: you know what, I'm going to go lie down *mutters* can't take this much stupity all at once
Jayfeather: good. Now stay there
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
