Sunrise: achoo
Firestar: didn't we literally just send you on vacation again like literally two seconds ago????
Sunrise: um oh well so
Sunrise: a c h o o
Firestar: yuck.
Sunrise: GAYSTRIPE WHO DO YOU LOVEEEEE
Graystripe: *slowly pushes Firestar body pillow out of sight* Silverstream?
Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOO A BUGGGGGGGGGGGG *stares in horror and shakily points at an ant*
Sunrise: okay I'll squash it *steps on Firestar by "mistake"* um.. oops?
Firestar: owie owie owieeeee
Firestar: I'M GONNA TELL BLOOSTAR THAT YOU'RE BULLYING MEEEE
Fishy Swishy: kerchoo
Cedarpaw: yay you're back *pulls Fishy into an awkward hug*
Fishy: *stares* b r o ?
The world blew up into sprinkles because Sunrise was too lazy to write an ending
Fourth Wall: pls hav mercii..
YOU ARE READING
Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
