Firestar: *spinning fidget spinner*
Blackstar: *walks in* OH MY GOD!!! HE HAS IT!!!! *explodes*
Firestar: wat?
Graystripe: *looks in* OH MY F*CKING GOD
Firestar: what the heck Graystripe
~More and more cats walk in and die upon seeing it~
Firestar: is there something wrong with my f-
Jayfeather: *puts a paw over Firestar's mouth* don't say the word. That thing means world domination
Firestar: but how???
Jayfeather: shhhh it just does
Firestar: F
Jayfeather: what are you doing
Firestar: I
Jayfeather: are you trying to spell your name?
Firestar: D
Jayfeather: noooo have mercy please!!!!
Firestar: G
ThunderClan: *runs around screaming* noooooooooooooooo
Firestar: E
Cloudtail: why you have to do this to us?!?!?!
Firestar: T
Graystripe: everyone ruuuuuuuuuun
Firestar: S
Brambleclaw: *shoving face into wall*
Firestar: P
Dustpelt: we're all going to die!!!!!!!!!
Firestar: I
Sandstorm: *crying in a corner*
Firestar: N
Squirrelflight: why would you do this to your own family??????
Firestar: N
Leafpool: please I'll never have kits with Crowfeather again!!!!
Firestar: E
Hollyleaf: NOOOO ITS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE
Firestar: R
Jayfeather: where is Stick she must be protected
Firestar: fidget spinner
ThunderClan: noooooooooooooooo- *scream gets cut off as the world turns into Illuminati*
•Im sorry I just had to. Personally, I really love fidget spinners so please don't kill me•
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
