Firestar: *locking all doors* alrighty, I think we won't have any interruptions this time. So, three, two, one, Action! Hi guys, welcome to episode three of Warrior Cat Spoofs! Today we're going to-
Tigerstar: *breaks in through window* Haha this is MY show now!
Firestar: crap
Tigerstar: who cares what you think?
Firestar: *opens mouth*
Tigerstar: who asked you?
Firestar: but-
Tigerstar: *unlocks door and kicks Firestar out* that's better *relocks door* Come on in guys!
Dark Forest: heheheh *all swoop in through window*
Mapleshade: *puts on Firestar costume* heheh *points at camera cat* HEY! YOU! YES YOU!
Camera cat: yes ma'am? *sits up and salutes*
Mapleshade: start filming in three, two, one, GO! *Mocks Firestar's voice* hey all you fangirls and boys and every existing clan! I am Firestar, and I am such a stupid furball. I would also like to say that im demoting myself to a kit, and that I'm going back to twolegplace to be cared for by Mommy.
Dark Forest: *cheers*
Mapleshade: *motions for the camera cat to stop recording then rips off costume* hey Hawkfrost, can I have my phone back?
Hawkfrost: *watching the video again* oooh what's this? *Hits publish to YouTube button on 'accident'* whoops, my bad *snickers*
Mapleshade: lol *watches the video getting 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+ likes*
Firestar: *looking at phone munching catnip* *sees video named Firestar Declares Himself Stupid* whyyyyy? *Cries and hits the dislike button* it can't be this popular already *dies*
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
