Firestar: *dancing around the stage* Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Warrior Cat Spoofs!
Camera cat: Cut! You're not supposed to dance!
Firestar: not my fault, you didn't let me have a bathroom break before we started and I really have to go!
Camera cat: too bad
Firestar: *whimpers*
Camera cat: just do it like we practiced.
Firestar: but I can't!
Camera cat: no more Burger King tickets for you!
Firestar: What? No!
Camera cat: yes
Firestar: I will do it, on one condition. That you let me use the bathroom first
Camera cat: too late now
Firestar: *looks down and sees a wet spot on the floor* *opens mouth*
Camera cat: I'm not cleaning it up
Firestar: we really need to hire a janitor
Mapleshade: *secretly recording from window* this will definitely go viral heheheheh
Firestar: *phone beeps* 'Mapleshade posted a video on YouTube, check it out?' oh great what has she done now
*Sees a video named The Stupid Firekit Pees Himself* the video has 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 likes already?! *Cries*
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HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
