Firekit: hi guys and welcome to episode- wait, hold on a second! What happened to my name???
The Awesome King (aka Brambleclaw): I asked the director to switch our names to something....better. but only for today
Firekit: but why did I have to get the worst name
Stick Lover (aka Jayfeather): it could have been worse
Fallen: *mutters* and it will be *writes* you will suffer the consequences of your laziness
Firekit the Stupid Kittypet: ok please tell me why you had to ask me to be named this way?
The Awesome King: well I didn't. We all requested our names, but you were too busy in your hot tub
Firekit the Stupid Kittypet: why did no one tell me
Handsome Cloudtail: I'm surprised he hasn't exploded yet
Firekit the Stupid Kittypet: *inhales*
Handsome Cloudtail: oh well. Cookie Boy should come in to warn us in three, two, one-
Cookie Boy (aka Graystripe): quick everyone run before Firekit the Stupid Kittypet explodes
Handsome Cloudtail: nailed it
Firekit the Stupid Kittypet: *explodes*
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
