Firestar: Hai goys wilcum two anithar apesood uv Warrers Cuats Spuffies
Brambleclaw: *pushing Firestar off the stage* well, looks like someone is high again. What he meant to say was hi guys, welcome to another episode of Warrior Cats Spoofs.
Audience: we're aware. *One person throws tomatoes and the rest of the audience joins in*
Brambleclaw: *opens umbrella* okay, okay calm down. JAYFEATHER! FIRESTAR IS HIGH AGAIN!
Jayfeather: *stomps over to Firestar*
Firestar: *shoves catnip into Jayfeather's mouth*
Jayfeather: *swallows* *eyes glaze over* *does ballet* weeeeee *grabs Firestar and kisses him* lalala rainbows and unicorns, lalalaaaaaa
Brambleclaw: okay that's just weird
Sandstorm: *prances in* *licks Brambleclaw* faries and candyyyy ice cream cakes *knocks over camera* *breaks camera*
Brambleclaw: ... Ummmmmm
Firestar: *pants like a dog* WOOF *sniffs Brambleclaw's butt*
Brambleclaw: umm okay I guess this is enough for this episode for toda- aaaaaaaaa!!! *Getting dragged away by Firestar-dog*
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