Builders: we finished your stage, sir
Firestar: but what about my pool? And my hot tub?
Builders: *sigh* fine
Firestar: well, what are you waiting for? get on with it then! Get building already!
Builders: ok ok we're going
Firestar: *hops back into blow-up pool filled with money* ahhhhhhh
Sandstorm: *floats to the surface of the pool* hi Firestar! *Batts eyelashes and flips hair*
Firestar: woah when did you get here
Cinderpelt: *walking in* she's been there for hours
Spottedleaf: *flies in through window*
Firestar: I have got to get that window repaired
Spottedleaf: you don't need to fall for those silly she cats. Only I exist.
Firestar: umm what's going on
Cinderpelt: don't listen to her! I'm the only you need!
Sandstorm: you're both wrong! I'm the only one he loves!
*All three she cats start arguing about who Firestar should love while he slowly backs away*
~the following scene has been removed due to much swearing~
Firestar: *speeds off* I just remembered that Whitestorm wanted to talk with me!
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
