Brambleclaw: *bouncing off the walls*
Firestar: well that's the first time I've seen him high on catnip *grabs Brambleclaw and shoves a poppy seed into his mouth*
Brambleclaw: *slumps to the ground instantly*
Firestar: gee I wonder how he got high *glares at Fallen's phone operated spy camera*
Fallen: *relaxing in Hawaii watching them from phone* heheh
Firestar: aaaanyways let's just get on with this. 3, 2, 1, ACTION! Hey guys! Welcome to episode twenty of Warrior Cat Spoofs!
Brackenfur: *bursts in* I have tickets for free coffee and donuts at Dunkin Donuts!
Firestar: what? Where?
Graystripe: I have tickets for free ice cream at Friendly's!
Firestar: what? where?
Brackenfur & Graystripe: *hold out tickets in paws*
Firestar :D let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~10 hours later~
Firestar Brackenfur & Graystripe: *all hyped from coffee ice cream and donuts* *bouncing around the forest acting like idiots*
Graystripe: *kissing a badger* I'll always love you, I ain't never letting you go
Badger: wut da hek is goin awn
Firestar: *licking each and every tree* mmmmmm tree barks tastes good
Brackenfur: I must eat Sandstorm I must eat Sandstorm I must eat Sandstorm
Mapleshade: *recording* omg so stupid of them *trying not to laugh*
~this scene was removed because Graystripe started doing something very inappropriate with the badger~
Mapleshade: *labeling the video Three Little Maniacs in the Forest* *about to post to YouTube*
Firestar: *thinks Mapleshade is a tree and licks her* this tree tastes especially delicious *bites her leg*
Mapleshade: ouch! *Drops phone*
Firestar: *steps on phone, breaking it* the tree is tasty
Mapleshade: *explodes, destroying everything within 500000000000000000000000 miles*
*Static beep*
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Warrior Cat Spoofs
HumorI know another person is doing this but I'm bored so... I hope you guys enjoy this funny book! *Swallows mic* Well, in this book, you will read many spoofs that Firestar tries to perform. He will think he's a failure but he doesn't know how funny t...
